Holloway

Whenever I hear/see his name I immediately think 'cunt'. I don't hate him as that would affect me more than it would him, but he has acted in the worst possible way and I suspect I'll take that reaction to the grave.

yeah of course, just thought it was an interesting quote. He has been known to ace the pre season fitness tests as a senior pro in his time here, how recently is anyone's guess. I'd say he's lost a bit of zip last couple of seasons

Kieran Trippier: “At the age of 35, I feel the fittest I’ve ever felt. There are so many games, and you have to be ready to take every opportunity. I’m enjoying my football.” Ever so vital to Newcastle United! On and off the pitch! ⚫⚪ #KTNUFC

mighty impressive start of his journey here

Bridges mate on my comms keeps calling it St James park

despatched by our big Jorman

agent Anderson, no hesitation from the prince of darkness

yes BRUNO

Elanga wants hooking

should bury that ffs

5 defenders around Elanga there

where's our attempted threaded passes through the middle, howay Bruno son look for the opening

people pissing their knickers every time Tonali gets a knock, get a grip ffs

Joe mooching about like George fucking Foreman

scrappy affair so far, nee final ball

seen lots of chat about a hammering to be dished out here and there, I'm going 2-zip

I'm not one for defending him but if it's that evident that he could no longer give a shite about things he would surely be excluded from the match day squad?

I wonder if there are any daft cunts left who'll think this fraudulent mess might be able to do a job for them. And the abuse and mockery that comes his way, massive lack of awareness coupled with the skin of a rhino

Baldy will be inconsolable

Salah was fucking abysmal there, it's great to see

Ah man shite news, first keeper I saw playing for us. RIP Willie, travel well bonny lad xx

Liverpool final ball stinking the gaff out, especially from Kirkez

Man U are fucking dreadful

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