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Aleksandar Mitrovic, the last player to ever score in a Tyne-Wear derby for all of time.

Our points and games played are inverse of each other

All the teams on 8 points winning.

Adam Flint's is by far the best

The Standard premier league broadcast, That isn't Sky, BT or NBC and uses there own logo's, used to call our ground the "First Direct Arena" Shocking levels of incompetency

We could be good for advertising wallpaper.

They'll be announced 20th December.

Really would prefer to just leave Carroll in the past and get someone else.

They'd have either had to be doing it for a while longer than the press reported, or Mike must have the books in good shape (Yeah, as if)

Heard they finally convicted Shots of Fraud.

Enrique was absolute horseshit for two whole years before he came good. For each good season, there's one where he was awful.

I've actually liked the (admittedly small amount) stuff that I've seen of Barlaser this year. thought he was good in the two home cup matches he played.

So that would make us the worst 11 in the league, then?

Sakho is not a better "defender" like. He's better on the ball, but Lascelles is a better defender.

They mean our ground. They think their Flatpack ground is mint and that we play in some lopsided mess.

Stoke chairman was flapping his gums about how unfair it was that Crouch didn't win goal of the season in 2012

Kane in the opening game makes two just this season. Kachunga, Mounie, Hernandez.

Its Jack Colback. Making himself captain and Paul his vice captain.

Nice juicy bait. Or Dave's been on the sauce again.

Rafa to Everton rumours about to kick off

Did well yeah. Held on to the ball this time instead of falling over his own feet.

Also, complaining that club wont sell you without one is stupid too. Thats the whole point of a transfer request.

Carroll's story of being forced to hand in a transfer request when didnt want to leave makes no sense. He could have just said no.

Aye. The fact Ryan Taylor tried to defend him for it was hilarious

No journalist is good. At the end of the day, they'll all write complete shit to make a story no matter how decent they seem. Especially if they're national. the likes of Waugh and Ryder will try to be on our side but they just can't write.