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It was a mere observation and assumption. Similar to people saying Diame is waiting for the #7 shirt because there will be some movement soon. Quoting Lee Ryder to prove a point man It's just not on.

To be fair, Gayle was hindered for a year and a half as he had Pardew as his manager. Will take some time to bring him back round.

Clark was and it has already been noted that he wont be in the squad. Plus he's come from Villa so he'll probably need all the fitness training going. The more likely situation is that he's not came back at all and is trying to force a move.

Not spotted on any of the club photographs from training today, bit unusual as he was supposed to be back on Monday. The pre-season tests etc. are only the first day, he should have been training today. Bye bye Moussa, you cowardly egotistical tosser.

Fulham have announced 20 squad numbers according to their forum. 4 of which are goalkeepers and 1 of them being a 16 year old. That's a very, very thin squad like.

Wallsendmag will have a hernia when he reads this like.

I thought that too when I was writing out the transfers on the first page.

Strange, thought he was close to going to Brighton.

Skint at the minute, have money next summer.

Farewell. Another piece of deadwood off of the books and a big wage gone too. If someone takes Riviere & Gouf then we've had a cracking clear out. Expect a winger coming in fairly shortly too.

They only have a small section of the Thames though, Dave.

Want it to be Mitro, think it'll be Gayle.

Dear Lord the season needs to start soon. Discussing who has the longest river

His position with us is untenable imo, after his (and his agents) words over the summer.

P5, P6 & P7 are the away; P4, P3, P2, P1 are the neutral. Perfect thanks mate - he was hoping to be the closest to the away end as such - i know itll all be our lot mostly anyway but just checking. Cheers I'd assume P4 will be heavily loaded with NUFC fans, it'll get more "neutral" towards P1 and P2. Either way, can see us having about 4,500/5,000 there. Doubt it'll be much more than that.

Swansea City are closing in on the signing of Sevilla's Spain striker Fernando Llorente.

P5, P6 & P7 are the away; P4, P3, P2, P1 are the neutral.

I would 110% love this been after one all week! As it stands I'm heading in to London on my own Friday afternoon was just going for the atmosphere and to watch it there. I could pay whenever and meet you wherever is best for you Will be in touch tomorrow if I have one mate and we'll arrange something.

I may (it is an absolute may at the moment) have a spare ticket for this. If I do, I'll be more than happy for it to go to one of you lot. Although it means I may have to trot down to this on my larry loner Will find out for definite tomorrow morning.

Has Dave mentioned anything about being nice to mackems? If so, it could be our Dave.

How many other clubs could get relegated and hang onto players like Ayoze with offers coming in? Love Rafa more and more each day.

£50.00 on: Celtic v Astana Legia Warsaw vs Trencin Steaua Bucharest v Sparta Prague All home teams to Win & Over 2.5 Returns £1,603.13 £75.00 on Barca to score 3+ @ EVS £50.00 on Barca to score 4+ @ 13/5 £25.00 on Barca to score 5+ @ 13/2

Really like this signing, potentially our best bit of business so far.

So glad to see "COME ON TOONS!!!" is back

Love him already. Bet Villa fans love that, bitter bastards.