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Colback is nailed on to start no matter what though. He probably got his hands on Shola's photoshopped pictures of managers shagging sheep that he can use for blackmailing his way into the starting lineup.

Most of us are Brendas apparently.

Caravan? Donkey cart is more accurate. http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/76952/donkey_cart_karoo.jpg Willyumsun and Bantz pulling the cart.

Obertan.

Williamson's attempt in defending there.

He constantly puts himself in situations where he can't keep up with the play so he needs to hack people down instead.

That's him nailed as a starter for at least the first five league games then.

Will take some time to get the team to play some more properish football. Can't just wave a wand and expect that the Cardewism is going to just go away all of a sudden.

This is Newcastle.

Mine has French commentary.

Great clearance from Williamson in their box.

The fact that Übercrap is supposed to be a professional football player means that there's hope for the rest of us to become professional football players too some day.

Sat on the bench once in the pre season and he's already a cult hero on here.

I'm pretty sure Steven Taylor hasn't recovered from his head injury yet.

It's insane that Übercrap is still here. Should have been shot after his second season here (or first). That him and Gouffran weren't mentioned of being in danger of being axed is making me dislike McClaren already.

Yeah, having the passion and being a local means fuck all if you're a shit coach. If he comes here it should be to learn under an experienced coach. Best would probably be if he went elsewhere and learned the trade for now.

Who plays in Kalmar FF now.

They deserve each other.

Unless it is for the Mackems?

A monkey without arms and legs could probably coach goalkeepers better than Woodman.

http://i.imgur.com/fI2ZYoa.gif

1988, 1991, 1994... he seems to only get younger. They will conclude that he is born 1998 for us.

Was playing with number 14 too before I moved here. Only to have it associated with Captain Jack the Hack and the Bewildered Lightbulb now.

A NUFC player in Ekstraklasa? Well Daryl Smylie played in Allsvenskan for a little while too.

Big daddy has been looking over the biggest goalkeeper prospect in England for some time now. Show some respect. Is Freddie Woodman really that highly rated? NUFC's ex-goalkeeping coach says he's a future star See? Even when I say something with tongue in cheek I'm right.