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"We thought we had him over the line before the medical and we didn't suspect anything was wrong when he requested the medical to be in Liverpool. We also thought it would be enough to tempt him with Super Mario Bros on NES over Batman: Arkham Knight on PS4 as Everton did. But we really tried, honest."

Hard to say when we don't have a clue how McClaren wants to play. Could be different to what Pardew and Carver did for all we know. At least we know he would have slotted in as left back then.

http://i.imgur.com/KVq9TPv.png

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000087.htm A little on collapsed lungs.

Leave De Jong's ma out of this.

Great, that useless sack of beans can't go away fast enough.

Would be grand if Anita welcomed him with open arms and we'd get a headline like "Anita welcomes Koks" or "Anita fancies Koks" or "Anita likes Koks".

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02327/pardewshove_2327644b.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/01/article-0-1BF08D0A00000578-962_634x471.jpg

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/59984119.jpg

Don't think he's even Championship level to be honest. Should probably slog around in League 2 or Conference.

Imagine everyone's reaction when Baloonhead sits right next to that creepy grin of Brollyman next week.

http://dulye.com/sites/default/files/raise%20hand.jpg Google Translated it to be more precise.

Page 666 and still no one coming in. This club really is run by Satan.

http://dulye.com/sites/default/files/raise%20hand.jpg

You seem like the most erudite person I've seen on here

Woodman "See Steve, this is what happens when you don't float it to Willo" Something happens when he hears the music...It's his freedom. It's his fire. It's his life. What a feeling.

We're rumored to be bringing in No-Wan from South Korea and Ko Ming from China last I heard.

I call this technique, "The Flying Mantis". Add those "swish" "swosh" sounds to give it old Hong-Kong movies effect.

I'd have walked towards him, fist clenched, with a thousand profanities going through my head trying to figure out how best to make him realise that the fans are getting incredibly frustrated. And then meekly say, "Hi Lee"

Why do they always express surprise over the regime making very little effort in even pleasing the majority of the fans? Upsetting the fans is as normal to them as to having to take a shit every day if you don't want to feel congested while suffering stomach pains.

Lemina sounds like he is too much of a fret on the ball(s) for us.

Maybe they tried to get rid of him? Only no one even wanted to touch him even with pliers attached to a long barge pole?

Who hasn't in our team?

Japan was the better team. Fact. So you just wanted to tell us you know nothing about football then? Yes. I also think that Newcastle plays some of the best football in the world and that is why I support them. Fact.