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Astonishing. I had to rewind to check. The game has gone.

So good he is a serious candidate for player of the season

So rarely seen I didn't recognise him

What was Lascelles doing there *genius*

A proper finisher is Ayoze

Stunning save, just stunning.

Goaltastico

People have got Jose sussed his off pitch antics alienate players, they already look like they have stopped playing for him.

Awful, awfully predictable. Man u are playing some of the worst football I've ever seen.

Swans have been flirting with relegation for years, now they've pulled. Constantly sacking managers and making awful appointments.

Can we change the title to something more deluded like Newcastle United we're going to Wembley

Enjoy Burton

Get well soon Sir Alex

If Southampton win all their games Swansea can't catch us (or Brighton) hence we are both safe. Thanks for clearing that one up.

So Brighton are officially safe but Mathematically Southampton can still catch us.

I take it Brighton stay because other teams play each other, kinda like Bolton/Burton situation.

Thanks for letting me know

Del Piero is a footballing hero of mine hence my soft spot for the Old Lady. Is that tangible reason?

Just not a small game player

How to ruin your career in one bad decision starring Chris Coleman coming to Netflix soon

He can eff off back to Leicester. I'd be seriously disappointed if he became a permanent signing.

Hopefully Rafa reminded the lads that the season isn't over. mentally we seem to be on the beach.

If west brom survive....

This is true, they are not relegated yet if three clubs go bust or get a points deduction