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This is a signing of serious quality, I think he has everything needed to go to the top of the game.

Shaqiri, Yarmolenko, Townsend.

Flew in yesterday, up to Newcastle today, medical tomorrow, unveiled tuesday. This is the longest transfer in history. We really do like to drag ' em out.

Why the hell do they have a thread about a player having a medical with us, that's just sad.

Can confirm that Newcastle is listed as a favoured club (supporter) in FM15

Official eh, don't believe the hype. IT'S A SMOKESCREEN

The ol' wait for conformation, this could take some time

, Ryder can't read.

Not good enough. HashtagSackMcClaren

His ability on the pitch may be in question but his work rate, attitude & conviction never, all done with a heart as big as all outdoors. In short Jonas i love you & you are a hero.

David Ginola hits the nail on the head "it's like wathing a very bad reality show"

We won a game that's something...bye mike

This

Certainly not celebrating this, the very least I except is to not be in a relegation battle

One of the greatest things i have ever seen in football nay life. All hail JONÁS GUTIÉRREZ

Jonas you are my hero

First time i have heard him speak, definitely a cockney

Me grandkids will be drawing their pension before that happens

Ain't even funny anymore. Stay up or go down i genuinely don't care.

Set piece taker, carver doesn't know anyone else can take them

Hope they dont expect us to to celebrate or even be gratefull for premier league survival

Premier League or Championship? Whatever division we are in you have to ask yourself which scenario is more likely the, way i see it... The negative, Stay up - things carry on as they are, Go down - things get worse The positive, Stay up - ol' fatty changes his ways, Go down - beginning of the end for ashley

Unai Emery

Looks the Mackems are already trying to hijack it. 15% yes FFS! We should hijack it back and vote yes. After all we are deluded geordies

Siem & Luke are the worst set of brothers to play for NUFC. Shola scored against the mackems, Sammy his brother scored against the mackems