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The ninja! On for Hayden... Atsu for Giuff, please. Wonderful ball by Perez couple of mins ago. Wish he'd do the simpler ones with the same aplomb.

I think that's three players who've been booked for fouling Mitro. He's fucking them up!

Great move! Great interception by Jansson. Defo have him next season.

Yep long punt by Anita? Great header back across by Mitro and bundled over by Lascelles.

Mitro and Jansson getting tasty.

GTFI. Good work Mitro. You beauty!

Really good play by Mitto. Dead unlucky.

Crowd's been fantastic but getting restless. Ayoze's lack of composure/final ball is getting right on my tits.

Fucking great cross by Paul D.

Ailing had a hold of Mbemba's wrist and a hand on his shoulder as Chancel had stolen a yard at far post cross.

Clear pen.

Such a strong start to 2nd. Feel we need to get something in next five mins, or tide will turn.

Red surely.

HOWAY!!!

Good commitment. Lack of composure and quality. Won't happen, but would love to see Murphy replace Ayoze and Atsu for Guoff.

These are the games, you want to play in, or be at. Nobody is giving us owt; time to earn it.

Business end of the season now. >96 points to win it.

Knockaert got a knock...found myself hoping for the worst. No need for it, really if we're going to win it, let's win it straight up.

Might be a grower, but think I prefer the other version. Also, there are six verses... playing them all, keeps the song alive.

Just saw that. Brighton wank-fest..

Amid lots of vitriol and bigotry re a perfectly reasonable Rafa article (and a few sensible posts) lies this. Not remarkable in terms of jaw dropping stupidity, but there is something quite impressive about this line of reasoning, hats off to Adam 26 on managing to type a standout RTG post; there is tough competition: "If the mags celebrate our relegation in any form it just sums them up. The planes banners etc.. have been when we have been in the same league or based on games against them. Added to that we actually relegated them last season. They have had no bearing on our downfall this year, bar the guaranteed 4/6 points off them which at the minute still wouldn't keep us up."

"Ah, aallways put me left one first anarl ... well nearly aallways... mostly.... I think it's left first... at least some of the time."

could have been some comedy gold in there, if you could maintain a straight face, deadpan delivery and air of stereotypical stupidity. Oz meets Rowan Atkinson persona: "When I was a kid, like, ah had a geet unlucky trip to the groond. I didn't put me ticket in me poke an' when ah got there, well, they wouldn't let me in, like! The lads lost anarl." Perplexed YTS cub scum: "So... people can sometimes develop really zany superstitions and rituals after an experience like that. Really mad. Out there, you know?" Oz meets RA: "Reet. Well. Ah aalways put it in me pocket, like. Noo." "Ok... Do you get dressed in a certain order? Say anything go to yourself? Have a lucky breakfast? Have you had the same undies on since then? Travel a particular way to the match? Anything like that?. "Nah." "Anything else? Anything?" "Ah pat me pocket, like."

The problem is the amount of LBs on our books. Lazaar and Haidara might need to be shipped first. The players coming back from loan might be a problem as well. A lot to shift. Really hope we keep Haidara, similar to Aarons I still think there's a Premier League player waiting to blossom in there (beneath the bandages!).

I'd keep Dummett (cover for left back and Centre half) sell Mbemba and Hanley. Buy an improvement on Lascelles to play with Clark.