Altamullan

Hey, it's my birthday the day after! What are the chances? You too man, many happy returns,

Happy birthday, for the day, you toon idol!

Hoping there's no swerve on this. Rafa's way out of our league, man, and Lpool fans have been there and still love him. We're so lucky. Mrs is dragging me down there over Easter, so transpiculatory meets are possible. transpi-what the f***-culatory It's descriptive of a situation where somebody might get prontonise, if I have to be circumexacular for you. Thanks, man. It is all singledutchiness now.

Harry Maguire sounds like he should have played for Burnleys 1914 FA Cup winning team. Oldest sounding player in the world. Along with Harry Winks who sounds like a WW2 fighter ace I always think Billy Jones sounds like he should be a Scottish international playing in the 1970s Oh yes, boyo. Jones the jock.

Hoping there's no swerve on this. Rafa's way out of our league, man, and Lpool fans have been there and still love him. We're so lucky. Mrs is dragging me down there over Easter, so transpiculatory meets are possible. transpi-what the fuck-culatory

Absolutely this. Top priority, save the big bucks for this position. Right player will turn a (could be) tedious system into a joy to behold.

Anybody know enough about the squads of the likely play-off teams to pick out players we could knick from the disappointed three who miss out?

Great skill by Atsu, towards the end. Surely a penalty denied for trip on Ritchie??

Really looking forward to Wednesday now. Coming home/up for the match. Can't wait.

Here's the crack They're cack And we're standing on the rooftops Shouting out The Makems are ready to go... DOWN!!!

Love that pic

I'm concerned about both. Let's win this league.

Still no score at BHA & Huddersfiled games.

Thank goodness for Gayle and Ritchie.

13 shots to 2, and 59% possession but still endeavouring to skirt around the edge of fucking this up.

Time yet and sounds like we're getting into them.

Shit a brick.

Bogle's off (Gone Waltzing Matilda or to the Green Fields of France, possibly...)

Norman Collier.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02510/collier_new_2510877b.jpg Ando's looking sharp today....

Who was the comedian who used to do the 'microphone sketch' (set in Social Club, mic in and out " ham roll... Arse...hole" etc)?

Well said that man!!

Teamsheet

The cattle are lowing...

Was half that number until they found out there was a Northern Soul night on at Felling Social Club, with free pie and peas... Whats wrong with Northern Soul, Pie or Peas. Nowt mate. Just playing with Wigan stereotypes, in the quest to introduce some humour, which if it has to be explained defeats the f***ing object... [edit: I think what used to be Felling Social is canny too, for the record]