Altamullan

Get in! What's the Makem equivalent of horse punching?

Boro are passing it well in midfield: making angles for each other. Makems can't get the ball.

I wonder what the record is for the longest ever medical?

Spot on.

He looks suspect because he's facing fewer shots by lesser players in a lower league? Optimistic or nuts?

nice one Luke Archibald.

Yep, and more humourous [note to self: already lots of words on this message board; use less]

Colback 'captaining' the captain.

Sels due to be 'rotated'/dropped next?

Just the man you need to protect a lead. fingers crossed.

JJ for...?

JC giving the ball away cheaply again. And then giving a freekick because he's got his hands all over somebody--AGAIN.

Fans are doing a great job. "TOON, TOON.." Ringing out. Howay lads!!

Bring back Mick 'pulled the neck off that one' Martin = new campaign.

Aye, but we're winning.

Ayoze getting a slating by Ando, which means he's next scorer.

Not sure; gave me a fecking fright Don't worry it's not the voices again Mikky

Who the hell is the pleb in the radio! (Randomly chirping in with:" Don't forget to follow the toon army page on Facebook lads").

Our fans sound in good voice.

Thanks

He's just not that good, man, never has been. He is like, he's a good fullback. He makes mistakes like all our players do He needs to stay, do we really want Anita as first choice right back? Janmaat is not a good fullback, I've never seen a full back constantly out of position as he is. He reminds me of Beresford. Good energy, commitment and attacking threat, but leaves us exposed down his flank.

Nufc.com has something on this.

We've seen that two de Jongs don't make a right, but you can't go wrong with a third de Jong. Nigel's getting on a bit, so Marcel next! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_de_Jong

You know what, I was thinking of The Word apologies. I was looking for a Mark Lamarr cringe-fest interview (of many) but came across this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O6tT-XKemD8

You ever watch The Tube? No? Honestly Tho 90% of it was just a fat arsenal fan shouting boooom Saw it. Definite improvement! (Particularly the very shaggable beat-boxer)