Jaqen

Class that PSG have won back to back champions leagues after Mbappe left as well.

Not sure even another pair of NUFC themed sambas will save Adidas from the fume of the bootcut brigade if they release a pink kit after a non traditional home one.

Elanga has done well to somehow not make the top 50 here.

Looked like something you see in a testimonial game where the keeper is trying to make sure the player can score. Raya dived when the player still had about 3 steps to the ball on one of them

Second goal would have finished PSG off. Arsenal deserved it for showing absolutely no intent to play football all game.

How early did Raya go there

Mendes usually quality on pens as well. That was awful.

Eze

Would have a lot more confidence in PSG if they didn't have Cal the dragon in goal.

Rice wearing a vest of packet?

Would love 'Deccers' to sky one over

'The players know if it's a pen and Dec thought it was' so that says it all. Does it really Jack?

Fuck off 'Declan'

Don't think anyone fancied Barcola to score there

How's the keeper got cramp

Odegaard getting subbed off was the first time I realised he was playing.

Surely he's off for that?

Get in

Gerrard seems like the most boring bloke going.

He fouled him 5 times there man

I probably rate him a bit higher but no getting away from how bad he is going forward, like. Not only terrible on the ball but seems to have no idea what type of runs to make or have any understanding with the RW. There was a few games last season where he was almost tackling Elanga it was absolutely ridiculous to watch

Here he is, the fella who knicked me job.

Did you not watch the Palace game? Spent the whole game looking like he couldn't care and pulling out of every challenge. Quite fitting that was his last game for us. Shearer called him out for feigning injury and Howe comments about not playing anyone who's not committed. I know he said it wasn't about Gordon when asked about it a few weeks later. But to not even give him a single minute against West Ham or any of the other games was quite telling.