Jaqen

Stop saying Klopps farewell tour, man

Rashford

Antony the greatest.

Lee Dixon's craic is so bad, like

No card?

Think Onana should possibly save the first even with the deflection. He seems to struggle with any shot hit low.

Luton are great entertainment value but must be a nightmare watching them as a fan. Every game recently seems like a rollercoaster

The worst part of FFP is just how boring it all is for fans. People watch the sport for an escape and entertainment not to calculate gate receipts and sponsorship deals to try and work out if you're allowed to sign a replacement for Sean Longstaff in the summer and which players you should try and sell based on amortisation value.

Think Bellingham has to play as the 10 to get the best out of him. He's wasted playing deep in that system and we've lacked that runner from midfield getting into the box with how much Kane likes to drop deep too.

Can see him and Grealish both making the final squad ahead of Gordon which will be a disgrace.

Kalvin Phillips loan must have been one of the most disastrous moves in a while

Martinez

Sanchez neve looked like scoring that

Think Tonali is a lot more technical than you give him credit for. And Barnes whole game is based around his finishing and technique, he's never been a grafter at all.

Jackson and Mudryk scoring is peak Newcastle, like. Put your house on Calvert-Lewin breaking his 23 games without scoring when we play those next month.

You've just spent £1b recently

My guess is he's no longer getting info but craves the same amount of attention. Few times he's done this shite now isn't it?

It wasn't a betting ring, man His mate saw him using an app and asked what it was. It's like saying someone is running a piracy ring for sharing the name of a streaming site.

I think Willock is going to be brilliant with Gordon down that left side. Gordon often drives inside bringing the fullback chasing him and we've missed having someone being able to exploit that space he creates.

Rotation ultras seeing that Saka HT sub

Longstaff has suffered from playing a lot when coming just back from injury and in a midfield with Miley that was unbalanced and didn't really work. He's proved to be a fairly effective player in Eddie's system with either of the Joe's in there. He'd be fine as the Tonali backup next year.

It's ridiculous they are 6th with a negative goal difference, like They just seem to play with no identity whatsoever and he seems totally uninspiring as a manager. Just someone who comes across as very hard to get behind from a players or fans perspective.