Jaqen

Here he is, the fella who knicked me job.

Did you not watch the Palace game? Spent the whole game looking like he couldn't care and pulling out of every challenge. Quite fitting that was his last game for us. Shearer called him out for feigning injury and Howe comments about not playing anyone who's not committed. I know he said it wasn't about Gordon when asked about it a few weeks later. But to not even give him a single minute against West Ham or any of the other games was quite telling.

Shows the state of attacking players currently in the game that half of Europe's elite could all be after Gordon, like

Load of the Germany gear available on Adidas now

Wonder if this bloke is still rocking this?

Unless it's your first season watching football I'm not sure why you'd put any stock into a final game of the season away from home with nowt to play for. It was shite but it was the standard everyone on the beach performance you see from loads of clubs every season in a similar position. It sounds like there was plenty today in the other games as well.

We've made Iwobi look like Ronaldinho today

We've let him had about 5 sighters since he's came on. One was eventually going to go in

Iwobi. Another player who we somehow make look like a superstar when we play against him.

Feels like some people are reading different quotes There's been so many games this season it's been mentally draining just watching, I'm not surprised he's found it draining to play.

It's jarring when you don't really watch championship games then you watch the playoffs and see how poor the standard is compared to the premier league.

They have the two best fullbacks in the world and arguably the best CM as well

Tuchel probably calling up Lingard in his place.

Quansah in.

Shaw isn't in the squad.

Boro winning the game will make it all even funnier.

Villa must have some goal catalogue this season.

Hadn't realised they had an ex Boro employee who they sacked mid season who knew all about the spying going on

Bournemouth have been class.

No idea how Maresca's landed the gig, like. Have they just named the first bald freak they can think of to replace Pep?

Isn't Trossard allegedly shagging Anne Hathaway as well? There's no justice in the world like