Jaqen

Frustrating that the one time Gordon and Bellingham played together they linked up so well too.

It sounds ridiculous but having a striker that actually plays as a striker and makes runs in behind make sense if we are going to camp back. Kane is picking the ball up on our 18 yard box and trying to dribble out with nobody ahead of him

Kane is so far back and out of position I'd not be surprised to find him at my gaff in the second half.

Kane basically dropping into CDM already.

Now sit back and try and hang on for 70 minutes

We'll get through the group stage and first knockout round with any team I reckon. The problem is when we face a decent side.

Criminal that we're this many games into the tournament and the cameraman hasn't panned to any worldies yet.

Schar

Germany don't look convincing at all defensively.

IIRC they bought him from Inter and he did the interview saying he wanted to go back to playing for Inter again. Paid £100m and then loaned him back to Inter

Still own Lukaku don't they? He's a bit like Morata when never really sure who owns him anymore.

Murphy continuing to get TV work is one of the most baffling things, mind. Clueless, zero personality and not even a big name as a player.

What the hell was the defender trying there?

Mad that Portugal's only tactic is still trying to force everything to a 40 year old Ronaldo.

What's the keeper playing at?

Bit of a crime they've got the Spanish Southgate managing this crop of players too.

Kante's legs went about 18 months ago, amazed he's starting for France with the options they have.

Quality from Mbappe to be fair

Get the snickometer out!

That was awful

'Unnatural position' is bollocks when you're running and battling against someone like that.

Snickometer for hand balls is wild, like.