Bimpy474

Might be that he's young, has played just a few games in the Premier League, had an injury and now is trying to find some sort of form in a team set up by a human cabbage.

I bet the Space Muslims are right bastards like.

If this is true, they'll be lads outside the ground with their Mam's tee towel on their heads walking like Egyptians

Aye, and still people fall for it. Hope it's true but as a Newcastle fan, hope is balls.

Thats some evolution. Now we have just a most hated owner in the footballing world Mainly by us and fireplaces though

I'm praying to Superman it does.

Always knew the boss eyed old sauce pot would come back

Don't, don't do this to yourself and then me in the process

Oh fuck off with this shite again.

I know this is a strange concept to us, rotation ?

Two goals in the last minute

Like fuck we got a point

Utterly pathetic display this.

Performance related pay What ? Aiming for 17th

Bruce don't fancy him like.

Reckon we're going to get battered.

As detestable as Bruce is at times, he's nowhere near the levels Pardew got me at.

Winning with a little bit more possession and panache, not the extreme of either where people look for an argument.

Benefited massively from having Lascelles back in.

Hahaha utterly awful but so glad it happened to Chelsea

Mint indeed, managed by Bruce and owned by Ashley make it more like shit though.

13 seems generous, tbf. Like, a month here and there adding up to a year in addition to the inexplicable Pardew fifth place season, where iirc we were shitter than hell, but Ba was literally God. Makes you wonder why we bother? We're fucking mugs. Or you're a fucking jinx tbf Newcastle were amazing 16 years ago. Somewhere in the world a baby born the last time Newcastle were good is making house payments.

13 seems generous, tbf. Like, a month here and there adding up to a year in addition to the inexplicable Pardew fifth place season, where iirc we were shitter than hell, but Ba was literally God. Makes you wonder why we bother? We're fucking mugs. Or you're a fucking jinx

i heard that Our lot just grumble and thank Mike for rescuing the club