Bimpy474

It may not have happened at that very moment like.

Maybe he tried to buy a carpet off him.

Is he really charged for calling someone a taffy git.

He's not admitted it yet you tart

Perfect

sounds like something KI would say. Regarding him bring strangled to death, something like "I want to watch the life slowly drain from his face" was another one

Clueless bastards. <a href="http://reactiongifs.com/?p=191"><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/05/oh_i_see_what_you_did_there.gif"></a>

Who was it who said after being pulled for wishing him dead 'people die all the time, why not let it be this cunt' Something along those lines.

But...but...but...but..5th place

'a style of play beyond passing it around the back 4 before Delaney whacks it to their CB's and endless shit crosses to Benteke, most of which get nowhere near him. A defence fit for a Premier League side that isn't made up of decent CB's (apart from Delaney) and shit fullbacks who couldn't pass wind. Our expensive midfielders to step up and control a game for once. A clean sheet would be nice. Having an acceptable first half would be nice. Not having a team that retreats to Pulisball when we struggle. Having a manager with any kind of decent in game management, preferably one who isn't an arrogant wife cheating twat. When we grind out a few decent result, maybe stay away from the TV/papers instead of going on about how good we are. any of them would do' If only someone could have told them

I think we have a new excuse. Fixture computer

Gameweek 11 Bournemouth 2-0 Sunderland Burnley 1-1 Crystal Palace Man City 3-0 Boro West Ham 1-1 Stoke Chelsea 2-0 Everton Arsenal 2-1 Spurs Hull 1-2 Southampton Liverpool 2-0 Watford Swansea 1-1 Man Utd Leicester 2-0 West Brom Newcastle 2-0 Cardiff City

Except when they lost at home to managerless Wigan in their last game, we should pummel them.

Ah i see, Northerners

Red yes, not exactly a hard strike but still a red.

That is never a penalty in million years.

Is Ando Calrissian going with Jabba ?

How the hell is Sissoko still on

That Sissoko shot

77% now

For those who can't see it. http://i.imgur.com/USIu3VP.jpg

To be honest i think the lad (Lascelles) might just turn out to be very very good. Especially with Rafa guiding him and Rafa thinking highly enough of him, and maybe seeing the respect the other players may have for him to make him Skipper. Added to the fact he's just 22. Also, Rafa will bomb him out if he proves not to be good enough. Rafa has zero sentiment when it comes to winning, ruthless as they come as i'm sure we'll soon see after promotion (if that happens)

Slow on the turn, poor passing and to top it all off he's thick. Rafa must be blind not to see that lot.

Matt Ritchie...

Honestly, is this the fate of every football fan? Me in 2045: "The last decent left back we signed was Pistone followed by Didier Domi!" Of course it is