tinoasprilla

Should have scored

Cracking first touch

Probably Ant and Dec

Carrying the head of Mike Ashley on a silver platter

Half time along with Rafa, Ben Arfa, Balotelli and Robben signing contracts on the the pitch

Think we will win. Rashfird and Bailly out. Diame will do it with a 30 yard screamer

Loveren can see that he isn't going to get the ball. Feels a slight nudge and goes down. The ref should be thinking 'would he have headed that?' And would that little nudge really knock a 6 foot plus bloke down like that. Same as Salah knows I will run in front of him and slow myself down he has to foul me. For me this was more of a pen than the second but both are soft and we would never get them even with VAR

Ashley is a gambler. Benitez goes and he will gamble on someone like Sam Allardyce keeping us up I don't think he is serious. Name any other club, house, car, pet, holiday or even a second hand dildo that has been on the market for ten years Even the mackems went in a few months

I thought Liverpool's two pens weren't. The foul on lacazette was a definite pen. VAR should be in now simple. But agree the rich will still have their share of 'luck'

Kenny Wharton on a free. Be an upgrade on Dunmmet

Absolutely spot on!

Ok so he averages 20 to 25. Meaning he misses a fair chunk every season (bar one). Tends to be hamstring type injuries too every season

His injury record is pretty bad. Only one season over 40 games tends to miss 40% of the season. That on top of his inability on the ball means we are desperate for a left back.

He never seemed happy with their buys. Yes they spent daft money as stupid as it sounds other than Matic how many were his first choices? Watching them play their midfield doesn't work too many 6 footers who just run and tackle a bit. No finesse trying to remember his Chelsea midfield did he have a playmaker alongside makelele and lampards?

Totally agree with the above

What would you have done? Kenedy? I wouldn't have played 3 at the back from the start. Only works to me if at least one is a decent passer. Dummett, play him left back and put Ritchie back in midfield. The not fit Dummett or the other imaginary one? The one that was sub. Like what's your point? That Benitez had no choice as he is Zeus returned from the Gods ?

What would you have done? Kenedy? I wouldn't have played 3 at the back from the start. Only works to me if at least one is a decent passer. Dummett, play him left back and put Ritchie back in midfield.

Watch Manquillo slowly jog back. I suppose he had cramp though after playing 45 mins must be shattered That sub cost us too it made and makes no sense

Manquillo and Lascelles fucking hopeless

I want to see Kennedy smash one on from 30 yards. Then pin Mike Dean down and teabag the spineless twat

I'd take Manquillo off

I'd have stuck Kennedy on before joselu

There you go playing people put of position

Injury, what should he have done? I'd have put Dummett on. Or go 4 4 2 and get Kennedy on. Putting Manquillo on and moving yedelin to centre back is odd for me

Is Clarke going to the Christmas party as Mickey Pearce