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Ugh Man City man just for once fucking GO AWAY

Get in! Fully deserved as well. Come on.

I don't like alcohol. Rough as fuck and can still taste kebab grease. Feel as good as Alan Barnes looks. But fucking COME ON MAN. Please give us Forest/Wolves.

Hahahahaha yhank God I've pre-prepared these otherwise I'd be fucked

Thought the scarf malarkey would be a damp squib but they showed me right up. Love the 93-esque surfer and the scarves were brilliant. What a group, man.

The GOAT. O rei.

Feel like I love this bloke far more than I should do. When he scores at St James' from open play I'll gan fucking akka. Vacker svensk kung.

MOTM tonight. Fucking class. Love this lad. Been great this season, so underrated

After 9 pints and a fucking kebab that I massively regret WE'RE IN A FUCKING SEMI FINAL LADS. Please be kind to us, draw. We were great tonight, Joe Willock MOTM for me and we finally kept a home clean sheet against those bell ends. Up the fucking mags.

He only started 4 games this season before the World Cup, how can he think that he had any chance of making the French squad? Gonna call that as bollocks.

Going sober this month and next aside from on home matchdays so trying to make the most of them. Nice bit of well mannered pre match frivolity.

Shitting it. Out in town from half 3. PINTS

Got my scarf that I got from Toffs about 5 years ago. Haven't worn it to the match since the Benitez days and it's got a couple Guinness stains on it but it'll dee.

Explains why they went for Emery first. What a fucking arsehole that bloke is. Reminiscent of when Pardew claimed that he scouted Van Dijk once he started getting rave reviews when at Southampton. Two cunts in the same pod.

It'll take some time to get the minutes in his legs to get him back up to full speed. It'll come. He has 2 goals in 4 appearances for us (or 3 goals in 5 appearances this season if you include his goal v Barcelona at the start of this season for Sociedad) and you can tell his footballing IQ is lightyears ahead of most of the clowns playing alongside him on Saturday.

Fucking hell, that is sexy. Diaby's pace is absolutely frightening as well.

Villa what are you doing

Bruno was a bit out of the blue. Isak was linked in July until Edwards shat on it saying the the club should rethink their targets due to the prices being quoted. We then signed him after Man City (h) when Wilson went off, Al-Rumayyan was at the game and we signed Isak 2 days later.

What a goal. Unreal football from start to finish.

Potter "Fuck me".

Love that the scarf thing is getting a bit of traction and it's being pushed, hate to be a negative nelly though but can't feel that it's going to be anything other than a damp squib. Atmosphere will be great still on Tuesday, but iirc they tried to have a similar thing with scarves in the Championship (Villa at home maybe?) and it was poor then. It was only great at Shearer's testimonial because they handed out a free scarf per seat. The cost of that for an independent fan group though makes that a non starter.

Can't see us paying up for Maddison either though I would love us to. Don't know why Joao Pedro is still getting mentioned, he signed a new 6 year contract with Watford in September and we didn't want to pay what Watford wanted before he signed that.