HaydnNUFC

We have the poorest squad in the league. Only Swansea's is probably worse. Only a select few clubs have better managers than us. We'll stay up. Just.

£18m loan from last season. We have £49m guaranteed income at the end of the season, £24m of that will be banked right now. If Ashley uses that £24m to pay off that loan, that leaves £6m. Which is probably Rafa's transfer budget. Unsure about the earlier larger interest free loans.

You'll be ridiculed for saying that, probably rightly so, but could I ask why you think that it'll still happen after all this?

Don't do it to yourself son. I know, I know.

So it's not over, then. I FUCKING hate this so much.

Nowt to lose, won't be in the bottom three regardless of what happens. Just got to avoid an absolute hammering, which I believe we will do. We'll probably see a repeat of the home match up here which I think many, including me and I'm f***ing going to the game because I'm a f***ing idiot, will take. Just sing your heart out for Rafa mate Honestly, i don't know what I want from this game. My heads spinning tonight. I'm on the piss almost all day, so that's quite likely. Going to try and make this match as much as a blur as possible; having to check the score when I wake up on Sunday morning in a pool of my own vomit on Pink Lane back in the town. Whilst Rafa's still here, I want us to win, I want us to succeed. Hopefully that is as long as possible because it's been a nice feeling.

Urgh, into piss are you?

Nowt to lose, won't be in the bottom three regardless of what happens. Just got to avoid an absolute hammering, which I believe we will do. We'll probably see a repeat of the home match up here which I think many, including me and I'm fucking going to the game because I'm a fucking idiot, will take.

Of course. Daft question.

If he's here for the next home match (Burnley, nighttime midweek match on Jan 31st) then he's here for the rest of the season. Above post hopefully happens.

If PCP desperately want the club, which I doubt, then it's still on. Literally no point hoping for it though. This is fucking terrible. People say "oh this is life as a Newcastle fan, hope builds you up before you come back down to Earth" etc etc. I can't even have hope. I've only really known an Ashley owned NUFC and it's fucking shit. Someone just kill the cunt ffs. Had no idea it was possible to hate someone this much. Genuinely hope he gets a fucking terminal illness the odious bell end.

Yeah well you mabe right there I'll bet that Everton will already have an eye on him. Due to his legend status at Liverpool, I doubt that. I know he went to Chelsea but Chelsea aren't as fierce rivals to Liverpool.

You're incredibly boring.

Two LBs? Just why?

2 weeks until the next home game. Convenient.

Club's dead.

Not sure about selling Gayle to get Sturridge, mind. Batshuayi aye but with Sturridge's fitness he could get injured for a long period and we'd only have Joselu to replace him as Rafa won't play Mitrovic even if he isn't sold. Perez you could play there but he isn't exactly a recognised striker.

If they did and we stay up and get taken over I'd love to see us get Lemina.

They have some cracking players (Lemina I really rate) so it must be down to the chance they took on Pellegrino backfiring.

Aye.

That's exactly the figure that I used for the purposes of a joke, so it wouldn't surprise me if it turned out to be true. Apparently if Ashley only allows Rafa the money that the club earns to spend this month and he still wants his loan from last season paid back then there's £50m profit by the end of this season £24m of that banked already £6m left if he pays off his £18m loan from last season first It depends on him basically.

There's a £6m figure () going around Twitter. No idea where it's originated from mind so might be bollocks.