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Blackadder worthy.

I think it's quite good.

Hamšik Will be Insigne next.

On a Newcastle newspaper's website voting on a Newcastle United related poll. Not obsessed though. They are utterly pathetic. The way Moyes has West Ham playing shows how deluded they are in thinking he’s the cause of all their current woes (that is literally what they have been saying), their squad is the problem, there are serious issues that many have alluded too (the secret footballer, Gus Poyet, etc) but the tramps ignore all that and pin it on Moyes for some bizarre reason and then call us deluded because we rate a manager that has won the CL, challenged for the PL title, taken Liverpool to title challenging seasons with <5 defeats across 38 games, and was coaching Real Madrid before he managed us. Honestly I’m bored as fuck of them, they’re completely deluded, irrational, utter fucking shithole dwelling little charvas. We’d stuff them 1-4 at their hovel and two days later they’re starting “yeeez still goin on about that?”, but if we lose to them they go on about it for fucking years (“we always win 2-1” & "6 in a row"). What a boring fucking bunch they are. Sunderland is actually a place you couldn’t fucking pay me to live in and they try and argue it’s mint compared to Newcastle and its only viewed as shit by the entire nation due to a mysterious cabal of other Tyneside businessmen who deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance. It’s just fucking not man, it’s not even me being biased, Sunderland is just a fucking tip. The centre is just all poundstretchers and bakeries that are just trampy versions of Greggs. I’ll be chuffed to bits if they fuck off to League One and I hope to fuck they stay there. And aye I've had an utter shite day, that’s only reason I can get riled up enough to post this bollocks about them.

It's from Tutto Mercato. Load of shite.

wat After reports this morning that his position is safe?

He's the best of the PFMs. Still doesn't say much.

The f***ing state of the crowd reaction to that Ozil goal. One of the comments. "The crowd reacted like they've just been told they can leave work an hour early ..... Christ."

I think this part off of .com's post Arsenal report is bang on.

Guardiola in the celebrations there

Wow, you're an awful poster. I thought shintonsghost and Chris Babalooba were bad.

Some dad at that ALS fanzine has discovered Photoshop. https://twitter.com/DoodyBCFC/status/943182087577919490

He definitely wants a hard Brexit.

Lanzini banned.

There's a new piece in the Telegraph, another nothing piece that tells us stuff we already know.

Batshuayi is their only direct backup to Morata though. Luiz is injured anyway and now behind Christensen Seen that Conte wants another striker and is looking to loan Batshuayi. Morata has been out past few games and Batshuayi has still started games on the bench. Conte's been playing Hazard up front ahead of Batshuayi.

How many players can you loan from the same club? I'd rather have Batshuayi on loan than Luiz.

David Luiz on loan man

Personally, what a fucking great birthday present that'd be.

They're all Keith Bishop pawns! All of them!

Thought I'd have a look at the teams around us' next 6 games. Swansea City (20th, 12pts, -13 GD) Crystal Palace (h) Liverpool (a) Watford (a) Tottenham Hotspur (h) Newcastle United (a) Liverpool (h) West Bromwich Albion (19th, 14pts, -11 GD) Stoke City (a) Everton (h) Arsenal (h) West Ham United (a) Brighton & HA (h) Everton (a) Newcastle United (18th, 15pts, -11 GD) West Ham United (a) Manchester City (h) Brighton & HA (h) Stoke City (a) Swansea City (h) Manchester City (a) Stoke City (17th, 16pts, -20 GD) West Bromwich Albion (h) Huddersfield Town (a) Chelsea (a) Newcastle United (h) Manchester United (a) Huddersfield Town (h) Bournemouth (16th, 16pts, -9 GD) Manchester City (a) West Ham United (h) Everton (h) Brighton & HA (a) Arsenal (h) West Ham United (a) West Ham United (15th, 17pts, -15 GD) Newcastle United (h) Bournemouth (a) West Bromwich Albion (h) Tottenham Hotspur (a) Huddersfield Town (a) Bournemouth (h)

Be interesting to see what they do with the transfer window right around the corner. Need to move now if they are going to try something new. Wonder if he'll still be in charge for when they come to SJP. (13th Jan)

Rather Clark came back in tbh.

Good. Shit that we need Fat Sam to do us a favour this early on in the season but it is what it is.