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This draw.

Thank God that's over. Utterly dreadful game of football.

Urgh. Just pay it you absolute cunts.

Lawro: Newcastle v Tottenham (13:30 BST) Tottenham's great problem this year will be Wembley because it will be like playing away from home every week. Spurs were beaten 5-1 at St James' Park on the last day of the 2015-16 season after they had missed out on the title and Newcastle had been relegated. It is good to see a club like Newcastle back in the top flight, but I am expecting a very different outcome this time. Lawro's prediction: 0-2 Brendan Foster has predicted us to win 5-0

OCD with the position of the dugouts at Bury.

Think it's a good opening game to have; be able to see right where this team is. You going, Ikon? I wish i was going. I live in Sweden, but i'll definitely try to go once this season at least. Ah right, didn't know you were based over there. I'd get in early for tickets when you try and go mind, can see almost all of our home games this season selling out!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40890135

Stopped reading at "they want goals and they want to win games 5-4, or 4-3". What utter bollocks.

Think it's a good opening game to have; be able to see right where this team is. You going, Ikon?

Forest away again would be err...interesting. The shittest team of that whole lot at home please, though.

That Portsmouth game forever tarnished me as a 6 year old, that absolute shitshow.

Signings.

I love Newcastle. Northumberland Street is a major downside but the rest, especially Grey Street, is beautiful. I'm going to Manchester in January as I'm going to Man City away () with a Man City supporting mate, him in the home end and me in the Toon end, and I doubt Manchester will be able to compare like.

He's got me curious, not as excited as someone like Vazquez or Correa would have me but I'm curious to see what he's like. He's incredibly likeable as a lad and I hope he tears it up.

Get in.

Andre Gray to Watford confirmed.

Juve really didn't look arsed in the slightest either.

'At Newcastle you need a player like an entertainer, someone who'll get fans off their seats' You had one, how'd that go you massive cunt? Livid.

Talking about Rafa next

Can't believe I'm entertaining watching this utter s****.

Them 2 bell ends talking about Rafa

So, League Cup draw is on Thursday after the mackem game, was thinking can we only be drawn vs League 1 and League 2 sides in the 2nd round due to the 13 PL clubs and the Championship clubs that got through the last round being seeded or is there no seeding with Championship clubs and we can be drawn against one?

He was. Ran his bollocks off as well. The West Ham, Watford and Sheff Wed () defeats showed him and McClaren both up after.