BergenMagpie

I think Soton will find some form and stay up relatively comfortably. Cant see them dropping

Hate to be the only pessimist here, but think they will win comfortably 3-0

Not surprised. People talk a load of s*** on here, he's a decent target man, and his link up play would be decent if he could score goals to go along with it. But he doesn't, and since the rest of our forwards are pretty goal shy as well, we need a striker who can score goals. He may win a lot of aerial battles, but usually its not benefiting us as his headers wont find one of our players. Its a bit the same from throw-ins. Its hilarious/sad how many times he has tried to pass the ball back to the thrower on the first-time touch, but just ended up totally misjudging the pass and shooting it straight back over the line.

wow

Kane would probably have another hat-trick this game if it wasnt for me wasting my 3x captain

Fulham with 4 goals in 7 mins. Two goals and an assist for Sessegnon

I remember people got shot down last season suggesting we are unlucky when it comes to penalties

He had a really good half despite being the most "donkey" looking player Ive ever seen. Makes Shola look like Messi

Decent half against a really shit team. Should be leading comfortably if it hadnt been for the fact that we need about 5-6 clear cut chances to convert

omfg

Diame man. Feels like every involvement he does has a maximum of 25% success rate. Always marginally pulling off whatever he tries to do

Shelveys passing is so vital for our attacking play

68 points in GW 21 with only 9 players thanks to captain Salah. Took a 4 pts hit after swapping Salah and Silva for Son and Alli. Initially I captained Son, but just changed it to Kane (and I have a bad feeling about that)

Probably just faked an injury in hope of not getting sent off

Think Palace will get something from this

Perez in for Joselu and Shelvey for Hayden, preferably before 75 min when Murray has already scored his routine goal against us

Feels like Everton is never doing us any favours

Thank god for no stoppage time

We are so shit. Unless Shelvey comes on and has a similar impact as he had on the WBA game I cant see us getting much from this game

Cant help but think that Shelvey wouldve been better than Hayden. Our passing play is not good at all in the opening

New balance sheet champions. Fans must be delirious. Gotta feel for their fans. Imagine where their club had been if money hadnt been the main source of success in football. Cant stop myself from hating liverpool for raiding them for every ounce of talent the last couple of season, despite paying overprice.

Diame is so shit at dribbling

Probably Ginger Pirlo as false 9

Same. Silva is always tearing us up. Feels like hes had a goal or assist a game against us since moving to City

I put 30 pounds on City with a 0-3 handicap. Guess that should shield us from a total hammering