BergenMagpie

In 9/10 simulations he and Jimbo Ratcunt would be hobos living together in a shed. They mustve carried over some incredible karma from their past lives

Yeah hope we keep an eye on some of the prospects that have been killing it in the wankership last season. When West Ham signed Bowen and Palace signed Olise you knew they had found gold

Been watching the season highlights vids of some of our players like Bruno/Isak/Hall/Gordon etc now as I havent had time or interest to follow the early stages of the Euros. We’ve got so much fucking talent in this team. Give us a season with few injuries and we will fuck shit up

Such a coincidence the PL got interested just as we got involved

Think his dad is equally relieved

If we have agreed to pay him off its probably less than 100%. Then he would be free to get a signing bonus / stability etc other places if he fancies himself to get a contract

Should call up Jimmy Ratcunt and ask him to buy Fraser for 15m with an option to buy him back for 20m next week - then not exercise the option

Mustve taken that selfie as Mauriss was sliding his finger up his ass

Was Montpellier when we were after Cabella I think. Blue haired french version of Ashley that fat cunt

Think a lot of people will see "Bruno Guimarães: £100M release cl..." on the front page and shit bricks thinking the thread title will go on with something like "..ause been met by Arsenal(Various)"

Was the same during the Mbeumo rumours. This board man

Bruno must be 10 surely. Id rather give Isak a 9 due to availability Edit: New page wanker

Saw this on transfermarkt. Tough choice

But arent the taxes >50% for footballers in Spain? Mightve been able to match his net salary, but if Chelsea are in for him theyll probably offer him daft money

And let him go for free at the end of the season?

Worst take in the last couple of days - and thats some achievement.

Id be happy with him signing if the fee is around 20-25m if we can fetch 10-15m for Wilson. Seems sensible to do a transfer window where we exchange some of the older players with younger counterparts. Then next season we can start buying wonderkids from Argentina/Brazil

Let him whine and give him as much media time as possible. Don’t stop your enemies from making mistakes and all that. His rhetoric is so bad it’s hilarious and I love to watch it

Great name that

Im almost starting to like Chelsea Just taking the piss

Jack Brazil is his name? Sounds like a guy from Jersey Shore

Not aimed at you - and this is not the best example, but this is such a pet hate. Feels like I see it everyday on here Just google the name before posting. Sounds like bruce saying "that bloke who relegated Bournemouth"

Past ≠ stone age

Yup. Heard he's impressed with how Man Utd has developed wingers in the past

Such a solid upgrade on Dummett