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I see Maja has scored 15 of sunderlands 48 goals this season. Didnt think he had such a high percentage Seems like he picked up an ankle injury this weekend

Will anyone take a chance on Higuain from the get go? Wonder what price he will be. 11m maybe?

Probably proposed that if they paid us 5m, his wages for 4,5 years, agent fees and changed their stadium name to SPORTSDIRECT@parcolympiquelyomayonnaise arena they would be allowed to loan Rafa for a month for a further 3m fee

Decent shout Haha I was so close to doing this. Happy I went with Firminho instead It allowed me to put in both Sterling and Sane though, so it worked out for me in the end! Finished on 86 points this week. Thats fair. I might be getting him in this week as he got some good chances, but then Id have to take out Jiminez which could be too risky. Ended on 80 points and comfortable leading the two leagues Im in that matters. Nr 28 in NO. Hope Shaw will be back for Burnley as I took him in for TAA before this GW

Decent shout Haha I was so close to doing this. Happy I went with Firminho instead

51 points this far with only 2 points from my 3 defenders and keeper (Etheridge, Robertson, Digne, Doherty)

Soton would never be relegated once they sacked Hughes man

Bienvenida Rafa

No idea who to replace Kane with. Aguero/Jesus would be a good choice for the two upcoming games, but who knows who will be playing. Then theres Auba, but his fixtures are not great. Firminho would be a safe choice, but doubt he will set the world on fire. Llorente could be a cheap and good option, but Spurs has so many injuries now so Im not sure how their attacking play will be despite they created a ton of chances against Man Utd

84 points which Im pretty pleased with. My team is looking great, but now I dont know what to do with Kane. Ill probably swap him for Auba, but also a bit tempted to go with Llorente as Spurs has some nice fixtures and with Son in Asia he should be the only one available for the forward position right?

You just had to didn't you That was always going to happen though At least now hes on for enough time to grab a goal

Another assist today

47 points off Etheridge, TAA, Robertson and Salah. Liming up to be a good round

Couldnt really see Soton or Fulham going down. Think they will both finish comfortable in the end. It will be down to us, Burnley, Cardiff and Huddersfield

Bet he will join Soton in 5 pages

He can get a bit annoying at times trying to be the Norwegian Beckham. He also just told the news that he wouldnt turn down the vacant Rosenborg job despite never being linked with it as he has no managerial experience or licenses. However, I do like him. Mostly because he was bullied so much growing up and was just playing football alone for endless hours. Last year he told the press that he had been to Mc Donalds in his home town Ålesund and one of his childhood bullies took his order there. Riise pretended to not recognise him. Karma is a bitch

Think Fulham will find some form. Same goes for Soton. Should be between us, Burnley, Cardiff and Huddersfield where we are most likely to stay up. 4/5 on the relegationmeter

Ive bet on Liverpool winning with 3-4 goals, so I have the feeling that they will misuse loads of chances and win 2-0. Luckily Im travelling so wont be able to see the game

Difficult to choose a captain today. Stuck between Kane and Salah (current choice)

We should loan Borini only to let him play against sunderland in the cup

Captain Kane saved me from an awful gameweek

I also suspect that he wants to sell the club, although partly its wishful thinking. Hes been getting away with too much shit since buying the club and strangely been backed by all the pundits, but there should be no chance in hell that Rafa stays if he is still the owner. After what Rafa has proven capable of doing for the club /community with no backing, everyone knows that he is the only man who can take the club forward. If he would tell the media how it is to work under MA after refusing to sign a new deal the pundits should finally realise how wrong they have been and the pressure on MA would increase tenfolds. Hence, this should be the last opportunity for MA to get out whilst still holding his head high Like how could you get away with driving away a manager like Rafa from a struggling club like ours?

Wondering if I want to keep Sterling and Mane or change them for Sane and Salah

They look nothing like each other That’s because the guy in the hat is a dude from Walker Morris called Christian Slinger, who specifically works in their Sports Department. Isn't that Garry Cook, former Man City CEO (or what title he had) who is said to be the front figure of the new said bidders. Think its Spud from Trainspotting

Shouldve let this guy direct the TV show. It would be the most watched documentary for years to come