Keggy_Keagal

Has Gordon just been sent off

Fuck off this fucking club . Fucking love it

HOWAY THE LADS!!!!!!!

C'mon!! 4-3 these fuckers!!

We've lost more players to injury than Spinal Tap have drummers to bizarre gardening accidents

Can this game get any madder?

What the fuck?

Bloody hell sean you're doing yourself no favours kidda

In my nearly 50 years supporting Newcastle it's always been batshit but this season and particularly this game is like a bad acid trip. We were a goal up after 6 minutes and now we've been ruined by a Moyes side that has just played the breakaways.

We've totally gone here

Two runners right through the middle .

Okay its a for fucks sake moment then

You could see the players shoulders drop as soon as Lascelles got injured (Schar literally facepalmed) . The confidence is so fragile and yet there still trying, they haven't downed tools like has happened under previous managers at times. Needs a big effort second half and some acumen from Eddie and co and let's use this as a moment to springboard from rather than latest for fucks sake moment in a barmy season.

Who else can Eddie play in there ?

Coming deep a lot

We've nothing happening going forwards down our night side the day . Murphy's capable of far more .

Moyes loves a rotational foul on a key player.

You'd think with a defensive change and restructure thanks to the lascelles injury we'd sit in for a few minutes and settle it down. What on earth has happened to our game management since last season? There's some very experienced players out there. Need to sort their shit out

Just another Ashley enabler. Another complicit in our defrauding. Same as Pardew and even Rafa.

City have gamed the system to get where they are , they're at least 5 years ahead of us. Understanding defeats is not the same as accepting them. I've said many times we have to learn the lessons. That's us as a fanbase, the manager and the entire club. I firmly believe we'll get there and based on his previous season and a half with us I believe (and hope) Eddie can take us there.

Refs having a mare here like

Organization and game management have been poor all season. Once again far too open. It's been poor tonight Isak's class finish aside. Chelsea have been vulnerable to fast breaking counterattacking sides all season and we opted to play a high line and press. Got to 1-1 and hoped we'd take the initiative and instead we've handed it to them with the same issues that happen what's starting to feel like nearly every game. We've cattled Botman and now Gordon looks to have been added to the pile of bodies that seems to be our treatment room . I like Howe and he's got a lot of credit in the bank with me but he needs to start learning these lessons. This Chelsea side is worst they've had since the days of Matthew Harding, tonight was very much winnable and we've absolutely fucked it .

Good solid performance. Willock adding much needed dynamism and Isak always takes a game or two to find his sharpness. Bruno showing his class and a cracking cameo from Tino.

What happened to the team that used reserves and beat city and Manchester United ?

Complete aside but was the kitman drunk when he did the 67 on Miley's shirt ?