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If he had struck it cleanly and tucked it into the bottom corner, it most definitely would have been a goal, I mean, that's how it works. From that angle the keeper had it covered, would have needed incredible curl to get round him IMO. Eh? He wasn't even that wide of the goal. A guided effort into the far corner (not too incredible) would have required a very good save from Henderson.

Don’t say that, we’re not allowed to like him because he epitomises the Ashley regime apparently He does though, in the same way Steve Bruce does. He just doesn’t though. Our central midfield is non existent without him. The hate he gets is stupid. He's shit man, that's why he's here. Shelvey shit he’s the best player on the park so far today man. Open your eyes.

Don’t say that, we’re not allowed to like him because he epitomises the Ashley regime apparently He does though, in the same way Steve Bruce does. He just doesn’t though. Our central midfield is non existent without him. The hate he gets is stupid.

Has a fistful of shirt there like, Miggy was away.

Don’t say that, we’re not allowed to like him because he epitomises the Ashley regime apparently

We’re playing good football here like, definitely the better side so far. Bruce is right to scream at Joelinton to get in the box, he seems to actively avoid it, or atleast his instinct is to come towards the ball. It’s frustrating. Hope to see Carroll on around 50 mins.

Fuck me man. I can’t see a future for him here like I think Dubravka would have atleast opened is body and tried to guide it in the far corner. Joelinton is indefensible at times and I hate to say that.

I'm far too excited for this than I should be, that said... 0-0 I reckon.

Anyone seen the Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos with that fucking huge Russian ex-militia guy? Mitro ^

Lovely stuff from Pogba like.

Michael Rickets? He wishes. Must have been on the government recommended biscuit diet.

Michael Rickets?

Wonder what lockdown was like in the Keane household

Class

Nice from De Gea like, used to dream of pulling off stops like that when I was a kid.

Wey aye. Unreal.

Dunno why I found that disinfectant guy so funny Reminded me of a mix between Happy Gilmore's two caddies.

Big lad Luke Shaw like. Him and Danny need to start a 10k steps club. Ten ton left backs of the world unite.

I often forget he ever was

Agreed.

Jesus that was easy.

Strange really because out of the Norwich team, it's some of the defenders that are supposedly being looked at by big teams (Aarons, Lewis and Godrey) yet they've shipped goals for fun.

Fraser has been nowhere near as good as he was last season. They won't miss him that much, he's scored 1 goal. Isn't it the case of them not playing him much this season because he wouldn't sign a new contract? Havent checked the stats so could be off on that one. I think you're right in that he hasn't been in their starting line up much. 28 apps 1 goal 4 assists. (probably lots of sub appearances so perhaps not that bad)

Hating any sportsman because you would rather them not be playing for or managing your team is weird regardless of whose who tbh.