Rod

What?

I was in Germany a few years back for a "friendly" tournament. The West Ham fans were an absolute disgrace. Just wanted a punch up basically. There were children crying out of fear in our section. Fecking scum!

The result is absolutely fantastic. People (loads on here) think Dick Emery is the best ever. He got his arse kicked today. Don't under estimate Eddie Howe.

Because he was free. Very overrated.

Cheers Raspberry. You know me too well. The adulation Dick Emery gets from OUR fans gets right on my tits. Genius isn't he? Actually I watched the game in a lovely Yorkshire village and a Villa fan was in the same pub. He said the score wasn't a true reflection of the game which I agreed with. However, if it wasn't for their goalkeeper then we could have had 7 or 8 goals. We are going to score loads this season.

I can't thank you enough for those comments. I'm convinced most of his detractors on here haven't even seen him play.

Disgraceful attendance and just proves if there are no free tickets then their fans (cough) will not pay and support their club.

Load of shite. He's looked more than ok in the games he's played.

Yes but I'm the only one that gets ripped to bits when I'm pissed. Not fair.

Eh?

Sorry.

Or a closet mackem. Do one!

And your a tit!

AND I did stress that it wasn't necessarily football related. They are just miserable f#ckers with massive chips (cheesy) on their shoulders.

My employment in sunderland was over 15 years ago. Explain that.

Explain. Not sure what you are on about.

I unfortunately worked in sunderland in the past for approximately 18 months. I have worked in many UK places and abroad. In my honest opinion the mackems are the most deluded, jealous, miserable set of people I ever came across. This is not just football related either. Just life in general.

He's 6'7"

I'm not too embarrassed to say I don't even know what that means.

90 minutes analysis. . Our midfield were rubbish. A 17 year old kid was the stand out. Joelinton was awful. Tonali meh. . No pace in defence. . Gordon is going to be awesome this season. . Pope is the best keeper in the Premier. I finished my Sauvignon Blanc but refuse to go on the gin and tonics. Far too early in the day.

90 minutes analysis to come after ........... 90 minutes. My bottle of Sauvignon is nearly finished so be gentle with me. I want no spelling mistakes.

Excellent tactics from Howe. The change up top has Chelsea bamboozled.

Pope is on. I now expect a comfortable 4-1 win. Yes. He is that important.

Right, I have torn up my notes on the first half all because of Miggy. Anyway here goes. I will bullit Point my observations because I don't want to turn into Stifler (winky face). . We look poor in defence because of lack of pace. . Gordon is scaring the shit out of the opposition. . We lack any ingenuity from midfield. . I can't wait for Pope to be back in goal. . Chelsea have a lot of fantastic footballers. If Poch gets them working as a team then they will be up there.

I will do my first half analysis at half time (obviously). However, I must warn you all that I am now on the Sauvignon Blanc.