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Schare had 5 yards on him and the Chelsea player still won the ball. Which led to a yellow for Schare.

We are far too slow at the back.

I can't wait for the 11th August.

Very good.

If you thought the Argentina men were cheats then you want to see their women. They are a disgrace. Rolling around on the floor if a blast of fresh air hits them.

Leo Sayer?

Younguns singing sectarian songs, yet I would be looking for trouble by wearing my Toon top. According to some on here.

Great to see the younguns on the second half. I don't think some on here realised that. Moaning and groaning because it wasn't six nil.

OK then. Bruno is having a mare but understandably so.

You aren't allowed to say that.

He's a shite footballer!

He's not good but also not as bad as some are making out and I can't stand him by the way.

In the past I have worn my Newcastle top at both Rangers and Celtic. I was greeted warmly by both sets of fans. Simple rules are a) don't act like a knob and b) smile a lot.

Worst song ever.

Offences?

I honestly hadn't heard of Guimares or Isak before they signed and I always thought that I was clued up. I trust our staff immensely.

Look, we all know Hendrick is crap. However he is/was crap in the Premier league which is far superior to the championship. In my opinion he is a championship player therefore would walk into the mackem team. Is that enough logic for you Teddy?

Yes he would.

He actually would.

Another Premier league certainty then? Yes I'm still watching you.

If/when Maddison signs, he will be one of the first names on the teamsheet. I said exactly the same when Pope signed and people were shitting themselves because Dubravka would be dropped. Can you honestly not spot a class player?

If my Auntie was my Uncle ............

Not sure what you mean. I am an old man though.

They will be relegated next season. Put a bet on.

You mean Bruce was a coward, yeah?