RS

Signed his own p45. Danish stinking wanker.

https://facebook.com/newcastlefanstv/photos/a.1106651689391052/3187726691283531/?type=3

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/piers-morgan-asks-questions-newcastle-18553974

Qatar bankrolling her now methinks.

Wow, just Wow!! Always suspected the mackems lacked any real footballing knowledge just going off there past "icons" but that's confirmation right there. Duncan Watmore man :lol: Watmore previously played for Altrincham, Clitheroe, Curzon Ashton and Hibernian. Kwality

Pubs are open but you can’t have a zoom meeting between countries. It’s the law.

In a world of craft ales he’s a warm tin of fosters. Are the pubs open yet?

Why not just watch together?

I wrote to Qatar demanding a fist fight with their strongest 7 year old girl.................no response yet ...............fuckin typical Back to noncing again I see.

Tomorrow. Liverpool-esque mass celebrations outside SJP. All police leave cancelled. Metros suspended.

Been off today Chris?

46hrs

I didn’t know he was a double amputee. Poor fuckers put his prosthetics on the wrong way as well

Not the greatest choice in user name then?

Good reminder of how shit but lucky we are under Bruce. Fuck off.

Bruce>football genius

That’s the age of her clout

Wednesday July 1st

He should be kept on in some capacity purely as the human equivalent of a sprig of lucky heather. A good manager,some Saudi investment and Bruce’s luck could see us vying for the champions league, Euros and the World Cup.

July 1st. Is that next week?

Chris Waddle on the takeover; "It's been going on for years and years. It's going to have to be the right deal that suits Mike Ashley. You can't blame him, he's run this club very well. All right, he hasn't spent fortunes and that's why they're a mid-table team. He knows he can't compete with the big guys. People think Newcastle should be up there because of the massive support they've got, the stadium is fantastic and the training ground is wonderful.”

It’s July the first Penn. We can all be friends after that.

Hamstrung?

Joelinton. The epitome of Ashley’s reign. Told he was abysmal by a managerial genius. Bought him (for £40m) anyway.