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Bruce is lascelles cryptonite

What a man-manager. The stuff of legend!

I think it’s more unhealthy not giving a shit anymore. Football is meant to evoke passion. You know it’s fucked up when it becomes nothing but a shrug of the shoulders.

Shearer piling in now and Brucey taking the bait. (Chron website, I’ll not link as the ads could slow time down)

Keith is a mackem on the most successful troll of nufc supporters ever. Probably deserves a clip as much as Edwards.

Might be picking up a manka 70% off sign for the takeover when we’re relegated.

Great news. Keith has proved he’s connected. All interested buyers have to be vetted by him first.

I’ve a feeling this will be also eating into our fat messes bulbous heed

There’s someone recommending using sports direct whistles further down the replies. Fucks sake man, they can’t see the wood for the trees.

Paper aeroplanes and whistles wasn’t the protest I had in mind to be honest. Not sure it will reflect the true feelings of the fans they’ve lost over the last decade and a half.

Admittedly I may have got the wrong end of the stick. I was 8 deep in a Guinness and brown ale sesh!?

After that performance a real man would have been embarrassed to ask. I can understand why you are sympathetic.

I’m hoping the cucks at Spurs give him the shite he deserves. (Only ask for one wave)

Players queuing up for rapaldos shirt. Wankers the lot of them.

There’s only one United and they’re bottom of the league

Might be better taking the keeper off and not replacing him

Double that plus 1

All he has to say is the truth; “Nobody else would come here under Ashley, I’m not a premiership manager but I was offered the gig and I’m getting paid a fortune, that’s why I’m here” Then fuck off and resign

It’s going to be a bigger mess when burnsie riots in a couple of weeks. an upturned bin and a dropped pie will show them.

“The takeover was never done” more cutting edge Twitter itk’ism. And he changes his name halfway through the tweet?

“What are you eating?” thread.

Good grief

His dress sense is fucking horrific. Like Top Gears Richard Hammond trying a bit too hard to be down with the kids.

If Keith hasn’t played a part in this I’m out.