RS

He’ll not enjoy his job. But he’ll never leave of his own volition. Where else is an ex-pie salesman going to get £100k a year.

And cue the start of people talking themselves into giving the club another chance: “He’s one of us” “He cares about the club” “Always supported us as a kid” “The passion will be back” “I feel a bit sorry for Ashley, he’s trying” “I’ll be there cheering the lads on again this season”

Should be wearing a duncecap not a midhat

“Brucester” sauce

Another absolute kicking for the fans. Mike Ashley has to be made the patron saint of mackems.

“The current owners have cooperated amicably throughout this process and if a deal is not forthcoming it will not be due to lack of effort from both parties". So, one wants to sell. The other wants to buy. A price has been agreed and both parties are cooperating amicably. How come a deal is not forthcoming then? Bollocks?

That’s 3 retards confident of a takeover tomorrow, hardly great odds. There’ll be 40,000 more Retards available for comment at the first game man.

Heard a bid is on the table. But not from our Middle Eastern friends. The return of stavely?

Clock just keeps ticking toward the usual Ashley conclusion and ultimately relegation. How long would it take for a new administration to get into gear from now even? Long enough to keep us up?

Shiremoor Scooter Club

That was me. I thought you said my tail was showing.

Julian Nagelsmann please

that looks remarkably like my alsatians back end mid-shit

If Rafa goes we go.....to the ticket office and renew again.

None of the season ticket holders I know are giving up. Mind this sample consists of 30+ year old virgins and gingers, who I suspect along with pensioners who go to games to prove they can still “get out the house” make up the vast majority of NUFC support.

Is English football support now defined by that bastard band? “Don’t riot lads, listen to the trumpets”

For me it would be more about value for money, entertainment etc. You know now that any player/manager/coaching staff who works/plays for us is here for the money or a stepping stone as it’s common knowledge that the only goal at NUFC is 4th bottom. No cup runs, no flair players. No ambition. If supporters are happy to pay to support that then there really is sadly no hope of any change in the current club philosophy. People must be genuinely brainwashed/easily pleased/thicker compared to those of the Ardilles era when 20k attendances were common. We were poor but arguably more ambitious than the current regime.

Who is Duncan Castles?

Concessions? Like buying players to stay in the premiership you mean?

There’ll be 50,000 there. Ashley and his cronies will be crying with laughter at them all.

Is she bald and hefty like?

How about “got mine fixed price deal, already saved £200”.

Desperate times

Dennis W-eyes