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Magkems in the cron comments section wanking themselves stupid over this debacle. Sol Campbell-esque piece of business.

If I was the NUFC physio I’d be wanting a pay rise. He’s going to be busy!

Newcastle. Newcastle There’s only one united and we’re bottom of the league.

I’d think any manager would fancy their chances tactically against Bruce whereas Rafa would always give a challenge regardless of players. I’d still say we’ve given up 2 proven players for a gamble that may or may not come off

I don't go to games, i'm not as enthusiastic as I used to be & I care even less now Rafa has left. I want Bruce out as much as I do Ashley. But as we all do I still retain an interest in & support Newcastle United. If you don’t go to games you don’t support them. You’re a fan.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49236095 Bottom!

Signed from the Springfield Isotopes?

He’s got massive set of lugs on him.

Fans can’t see we’ve defaulted to the pardew era. Players in based on the premise they’ll be punted on after a season or two. How you can be genuine excited about watching what will soon enough be a bunch of players playing in a shop window rather than a club is beyond me.

I’m picking up on a vibe on here that there’s a sway to believing an exciting attacking season is ahead under the master technician that is Stevie B?

I know the chronic comments section is pure rtg but looks like the majority are completely bought into Bruce and can’t wait for our most successful season in 20 years! https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-sign-allan-saint-maximin-16692041

Can’t believe nobody put a radius bend on that cable tray installation. That headband must smell like a pensioners cap

Running. Good idea. It will come in handy heading for the tunnel after 90 mins

Cuckold FC at it again Loyal to the death our fans like. Ashley must be pissing himself.

Whilst having a wrap of the day at McD’s in Kingston Park on Saturday I monitored the footfall at the SD shop opposite. it appears the only people to frequent the place are fat or Eastern European. Brexit and sugar tax may be Ashley’s downfall

It fooled that number9 fella and undoubtedly most of the beige lemmings that carry on regardless.

Doesn’t take much to change a mind like. Small mind

Mike Ashley is a confirmed cunt. Financial specialists confirm he’s a cunt. Senior members of his management team confirm he’s a cunt. Even the fucking government called him out as a cunt. Yet thick as fuck Newcastle supporters, despite the club looking like a piece of shit, believe him! We deserve everything that’s coming to this club. Fucking car crash right here.

He might just give us to Belgium

Built like he’s been lodging with Bruce.

“Straight as a die”? Except he’s been proven a liar in a court of law. Parduce is rolling out the same rhetoric all fat mikes men do. He’s embarrassing himself!

He buys cheap stuff to move on and tells the manager to get them in the shop window, albeit this time he’s gone flannels rather than SD. He has a few caretaker players to keep the shop tidy and on the high street. It’s failed twice. Acceptable to him. At best Joelinton will give us 1 possibly 1.5 decent seasons. If he doesn’t get a move the toys will be out the pram and he’ll chuck it.

I was talking to a mate who chucked his and his 2 kids tickets during the pardewian period. They were there for one particularly dire game and one of his bairns said “look around, no one is watching the game” and he was right. The youngsters were on the phones and the olders just sat talking to each other. That basically sums up Ashley era support (barring kk/Rafa interludes)

How much did Fulham spend and get relegated?

If people go then they know exactly what the expectations are: stay up at all costs, non competitive football. They can’t complain or boo. The plan is set in stone. Seymour is accepting of what he’s paying his money for. I can’t get my head around it but it’s typical of the beige support prevalent at home games.