Mahoneys Tache

Postural tachycardia syndrome?

We’ll score one then the floodgates will open. It’ll be like ‘93 again.

Maddison and Barnes on the bench as part of pre contract agreement.

Don’t get cocky lads. Even cocky thoughts can change things. Quantum entanglement or something. Take no chances.

Textbook header in the six yard box. Shithouse that he was. His repeated ‘that man Alan Shearer’ line for sky used to make my piss itch too.

Scouse mackems would be my choice on account of that little weasel Gray scoring twice when I was on the gallowgate some time in the 80’s. Wanker.

No you’re not. You’re worried.

And in record time today’s scapegoat candidate is identified.

Nipped to the fish shop earlier. Not seen so many new shirts appear so suddenly since Manchester United won the treble.

That’s a fucking relief. I’ll be more confident going into a last day do or die qualifier against Tory Frank and his overpaid under-motivated dilettantes than him.

Is Poch confirmed? Will he be managing them for our game vs them?

Complain about Europa league or conference if that’s what happens needs to fuck off back to playing Pokémon go. That is all.

I knew that fucking weetabix headed cunt would piss on our chips the shithouse.

Sound business thinking. In a totally hypocritical fashion though, Ashley was a shitbird when he did it…

Sinking feeling about this one mind.

1-1 draw.

In spite of all the empirical evidence to indicate you’re talking out your poop chute?

Simmer doon man.

Cantona was the difference then.

Hush your mouth boy.

We twatted them when we were relegation fodder too

How has Murphy pulled out prime Steven Gerrard. priceless.

You can tell they are Spurs youngsters by the ‘never seen anything like this’ comment. Some of the most enjoyable howkings we’ve dealt out in the premier league era have been against those Waddle thieving shites. up the apples and pears god bless the twins. Fings were better when they wuz ranning lahndan. Pearly Queens. Corrupt Polis etc etc in a Norwegian accent.

that’s helped ease the four decades of rage about Waddle somewhat.

Never forgiven them for Chis Waddle, the wankers.