Mahoneys Tache

Ivan Zamorano is pretty sexy too mind.

Ron Futcher. nobby styles

Faustino Asprilla

Be great if there was a team called Nasty. Newcastle are front runners in the race to sign Nasty midfielder Neville Cunt.

When was the last time ASM scored 13 goals in a season?

Agree. Brilliant but we aren’t equipped to be competitive in CL and PL at the same time yet. Take the loot, moderate expectations and avoid getting knickers in a twist when we are struggling a bit at Christmas.

.com saying Monday.

One of Ferguson’s many genius skills was spotting mature experienced players that did a brilliant job for a year or two. Sheringham and Larsson. There’s a lot to be said for them if there’s no stupid transfer fee

I think one of the things that prevents him from being viewed as an all time great (outside of Tyneside at least) is that he was so inelegant. He did things of utter wonder and implausibility but still managed to look like a shambling scruff when he did.

Beardsley was the rarest of beasts that had both. If he was South American or Italian or from anywhere but Benwell he’d have got more recognition than he did.

Someone on my street is growing industrial quantities at home. Go out to put something in the bin and come back telling wor lass about a conversation I just had with god.

Demba Ba.

Mirandinha. Robert Lee.

Knee to explode like JFK’s heed 2 seconds from time.

Too much gloating going on here. Nigh 50 years following Newcastle has taught me that getting cocky and gloating inevitably leads to both looking like absolute cunts and more importantly some vicious karmic twists and next thing you know some fucking pudden is bubbling on telly at Filbert Street.

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What’s this about Neves? Shifty way of swerving FFP? This will bite us on the arse if it’s true. thought there was something fishy about a 26 year old going there

Probably a good thing given Di Canio’s political proclivities

Penthouse suite in the Dunston Rocket.

Death rates in tiger milkers are at an all time high.

You’re getting mixed up with water sports when the participants have a UTI.

I think that was the carnivore diet.

Unless they strangle you.

I do love a middle aged red faced small c conservative. Good work.

Give or take Chelsea and Fulham. And northwich Victoria. And Solihull Moors.