Mahoneys Tache

Deadline just isn’t as entertaining without ‘arry Redknapp wheeling and a dealing mind.

Instrumental in Wenger to Arsenal. Was over in japan winning the world championship of sushi eating and took in a match. Got straight on the blower to David Dein.

Probably a good thing in the long term. Kick up the arse and a reminder to the hysterics that we are nowhere near the finished article. Some expectation management is required.

He was driving joelinton

We’ve got fucking murdered there for a decade and more. Plenty of teams will get murdered there this season, but we didn’t.

Prediction you stupid blart.

Ashby gets an assist for Swansea.

Bet that Stings.

Huw Edwards

This. People forget that there’s a human being behind the stats, social media bollocks and all the rest of it. These lads aren’t coding on fifa or pieces of fucking Lego. No need.

Dodgy Doug in fake sheikh hooker scandal again?

I’m an expert n body language and I can assert that that was a case of piles giving him gyp

Great player but banned til January and not a pimple on kanes arse.

Spurs fucked if he goes. No chance of them snaring a player anywhere near Kane.

Perhaps it’s limited budget and not enough money to buy someone better than what we have. Burn is more than decent and the defence was more efficient than the attack last season and maybe that’s where the money was focussed as the best way of getting better results. Turn some of the many draws into wins.

Careful and responsible building over several years makes perfect sense to me. The vultures are circling and we’ll get fucking murdered if we put a foot wrong. Add quality when it’s available and don’t get the collective knickers in a twist if we don’t finish top four next season. starting to look like there’s unrealistic expectations and a sense of entitlement appearing here. What happened to ‘we want a team that tries’? we want a team that tries, has a sensible plan and is playing the long game.

Beckham wasn’t one for sashaying around a fullback either. Fucking donkey.

Nice to see a bit of proper old school sniping here. Altogether too bourgeois usually.

He’s the new Ketsbaia. Lots of nowt, occasionally inspired. We sold ketsbaia- who I fucking loved by the way and moved on and played in the champions league under SBR. ASM will be a footnote remembered fondly but he’s never going to be a legend. I’d take a player 75% of his ability who plays regular, does what he’s told and contributes consistently.

I see there was a lad called Emerton playing for the reserved recently. Finally over the line. Freddie Shepherd always gets his man.

Owen Hargreaves.

I wonder if it’s about walking the owners Salukis like when the players in the 50’s were expected to walk the chairman or managers whippets? Maybe Barnes is allergic to dergs?

Glorious failure as opposed to humdrum failure

Monica Bellucci popping round for a bit afternoon delight.

Written in the stars then.