Mahoneys Tache

Hark at fucking Montgomery here.

Fucking hell. Is that it? Knickers in a twist over nowt.

aye. Let’s all have a pop at 20 year old boy getting wound up because he wants to prove himself because we were all the Dalai Lama at that age.

I’m planning on getting ratted myself theday.

Less confident today than I was on Sunday. And I’ll be avoiding this thread for the duration because it’s always fanny central.

Julian?

I have a very rare good feeling about this one. Been a while since we gave anyone a proper howking. I think today might be the day.

Fucking hell. What’s this? The Olympic pedantry final?

Joel was the worst striker for us since rivière. Now look. I suspect there may be a plan.

Stand in the corner with your nose to the wall young man.

Was just about to post the same thing. He looks like a monster. Big lad with great feet. Offer stupid money and get him in.

No. Hence ‘always’, knucklehead.

These match threads are always a fucking shit show.

Lived in Nottingham for years and used to get tickets with lads I worked with. When winter gave the penalty in the 2-1 (clip above) a lad called Matty was radge and nearly dropped me in it.

Speed and Lee kept that level of performance up well into their 30’s and fitness and nutrition are much better now.

We aren’t going to finish top four and the final panned out as I expected it to. Still the best season since SBR (Pardew doesn’t count) and I’m more than happy with things. Top four was always an outside chance. Two games in hand on spurs but it’s going to be Liverpool that piss on our chips.

They should do some metrics about percentage of commentary about Manchester as opposed to Newcastle. Fucking shocking bias.

Dyspraxia is a gyp.

Have I just seen a bullet point post on a football forum? shit the bad man. The world’s gone mad.

Yeah S’tam. That was as spawny as fuck too mind.

Was pardew at S’tam when mascherano and tevez signed? As I remember they were going down until those two signed or have I remembered it wrong?

He looked good in a pair of Joe 90 gegs though.

Some fucking sense being spoken here. Some raging bollocks too and fuel for people who take the piss about our expectations. pull yourselves together man. We’re fourth. This time a year ago we’d have settled for fourth bottom come the end of the season. Other than great football, the only reason Leicester won the league was because other teams bottled it and they were incredibly lucky with injuries. That was a once in a generation thing.

I expect he’s going to hike the rent to an unsustainable level when the contract runs out in June and make sure the only way the club stays afloat is him buying it.

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