

Mahoneys Tache
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Complain about Europa league or conference if that’s what happens needs to fuck off back to playing Pokémon go. That is all.
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I knew that fucking weetabix headed cunt would piss on our chips the shithouse.
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Sound business thinking. In a totally hypocritical fashion though, Ashley was a shitbird when he did it…
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Leeds United vs. Newcastle United: 13/05/23 @ 12:30 (BT Sport)
Mahoneys Tache replied to HaydnNUFC's topic in Football
Sinking feeling about this one mind. -
1-1 draw.
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In spite of all the empirical evidence to indicate you’re talking out your poop chute?
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Simmer doon man.
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The Europeometer™ (2024/25) - NUFC Qualify for Champions League
Mahoneys Tache replied to Rich's topic in Football
Cantona was the difference then. -
Hush your mouth boy.
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Newcastle United 6-1 Tottenham Hotspur (23/04/2023)
Mahoneys Tache replied to Disco's topic in Football
We twatted them when we were relegation fodder too -
Newcastle United 6-1 Tottenham Hotspur (23/04/2023)
Mahoneys Tache replied to Disco's topic in Football
How has Murphy pulled out prime Steven Gerrard. priceless. -
Newcastle United 6-1 Tottenham Hotspur (23/04/2023)
Mahoneys Tache replied to Disco's topic in Football
You can tell they are Spurs youngsters by the ‘never seen anything like this’ comment. Some of the most enjoyable howkings we’ve dealt out in the premier league era have been against those Waddle thieving shites. up the apples and pears god bless the twins. Fings were better when they wuz ranning lahndan. Pearly Queens. Corrupt Polis etc etc in a Norwegian accent. -
Newcastle United 6-1 Tottenham Hotspur (23/04/2023)
Mahoneys Tache replied to Disco's topic in Football
that’s helped ease the four decades of rage about Waddle somewhat. -
Newcastle United 6-1 Tottenham Hotspur (23/04/2023)
Mahoneys Tache replied to Disco's topic in Football
Never forgiven them for Chis Waddle, the wankers. -
I like how now we’re owned by toffs we have emissaries instead of staff.
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The Europeometer™ (2024/25) - NUFC Qualify for Champions League
Mahoneys Tache replied to Rich's topic in Football
50 years man and boy. Don’t fucking blink. -
The Europeometer™ (2024/25) - NUFC Qualify for Champions League
Mahoneys Tache replied to Rich's topic in Football
Don’t care. Best season since SBR. 5th would be miraculous compared to the dross of the previous decade and a half. -
The Europeometer™ (2024/25) - NUFC Qualify for Champions League
Mahoneys Tache replied to Rich's topic in Football
A point against Villa and a win against spurs and we’ve cracked it. -
I seem to have posted the reply to the wrong post. It was supposed to be to the Andy Cole rap abomination. Check my other posts on the topic.
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Shit the fucking bed.
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To be fair, he’s got form for failing to turn things around in apparently hopeless situations, so I’m all for it. top lad though. Great bloke and brilliant at what he does but Leicester are in a fucking mess. They look like they’ve given up.
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The Managerial Merry Go Round™ - Postecoglu told to rack off by Spurs
Mahoneys Tache replied to cp40's topic in Football
A portly secular Eileen Drewery. -
That wasn’t specifically directed at you, but there’s plenty hyperbole flying about there about a storm in a teacup. Clough once chinned Keane with a punch to the kite for getting mouthy and they were best pals again in no time. I expect he’s having the piss taken mercilessly by his colleagues and Howe has had a word in his ear and it’s all sorted.
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Still gutted that my suggestion that ginola to the tune of Gloria by Van Morrison never caught on.
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Modern players spoiled or are modern fans fannies? Forensically analysing a young dumb full of cum 20 year old having a brief tantrum is symptomatic of the growing trend of being a massive fanny about everything. Sell him at the end of the season for it? Shit the bed man.