David Edgar

What on Earth is Lascelles doing today? Had some proper sloppy moments.

Changing my mind. Majestic dive by Schar.

Was there a foulon Jose Sa? NO Next.

Defender goes to clear the ball and kicks the Newcastle player who got in first? I DON'T THINK THAT IS A PENALTY tears.

GET IN (just)

VAR worked hard to not give that. Bless.

He's taken out Schar? No clear and obvious error.

That is a penalty.

Trippier is having a rubbish game.

Pope?

Schar doesn't fancy running

Pulls Burn and the commentator is unhappy it was given as a foul? WOT

Might give up on everything if VAR rules this out.

Unreal.

Aye

There is a reason we don't start Wilson against CL teams.

Murphy

Schar is our best player.

Oh Wilson. Do better.

The slick surface is ruining this.

Should've confiscated that drum.

Not too bad. Dortmund know what they're doing and have some better quality in a few positions. Their CBs are so good on the ball. Like Schar+ levels.

Knew that was coming. Gutted.

Buttering up the commentators with a complimentary brew

Emre Cannot.