David Edgar

Sake, went back for the joggers

Happy days.

Something feels off about Mitchell.

I love Pope, but he is definitely not right. Cannot save low down on one side.

He needs a spell on the bench until he is motivated and fit.

He is so weak. Can't compete for loose balls.

Been an off season.

Shambolic.

Token 15 minutes for our Italian international midfielder.

Get Gordon off.

Fabian Shart.

Gordon is such a shit finisher. Lad is Almiron levels of finishing.

Gordon thinks he is Barnes. Bless.

Take Gordon off.

Yeah, he's putting so little in. Was really obvious just when he was barely walking in the opposition box as Barnes shot. Any player who cares is on their toes and trying to steal in for a rebound. He couldn't be fucked.

Gordon trudging about and not looking for a rebound from that Barnes shot. The man is stealing his pay.

When the entire playing squad looks off the pace, where do you look?

Our possession is laboured and predictable. So easy to defend against. Isak might as well not be there. Absolutely no presence.

He did, but you can tell he isn't right.

Shite.

He's finished. Clearly got some physical issue which is preventing him from making standard saves.

Kelly is trash btw. What a stupid signing.

Can't believe Eddie Pardew has this guy sat on the bench still.

We have been poor all season. Only luck and individual moments have got us points. Howe is not doing a good job this season.

Made of paper.