David Edgar

Chelsea B are woeful. My word. Like watching the very worst of us.

Dazn commentators saying this is a local club for local people.

Longstaff looks fine when he has loads of space. Utter shite when the play is tight.

Schar is becoming a liability.

Two visits to the club shop inside 10 minutes? That's mental.

Would like a change. But I don't trust Mitchell to pick a good replacement.

There he is

Here he is, or something.

Wonderful.

Fuck it, I'm gonna go play golf. If anyone spots Isak, let me know.

Where the fuck is Dan Burn? He is so lucky to be a local lad.

We are absolutely rubbish. Everyone involved in running the club this year is a joke.

Nick Pope in goal for both teams.

Fake injury to try and avoid the card.

Has to be a yellow card.

We'd be better off with their striker. At least he isn't stood on his heels.

I mean, this just delays the inevitable.

We absolutely cannot continue with Burn and Schar as CB. Summer transfer window flop is killing us.

That was fucking embarassing. Dan Burn is toilet.

The Chelsea defence makes mistakes so we might finally see an open play goal today. But their attack is going to be too much for Dan Burn and co. Gonna be another shitter.

Let him go and be constantly injured elsewhere.

Gonna get slapped and fail to score.

Nothing beyond what I said. Just he had a bad game and guys I know who support Chelsea aren't enamoured with him.

He was rubbish today. Body positioning was a mess. Chelsea fans I know aren't happy.

Tosin looks pony.