David Edgar

Another poor away performance.

Goes into the season with two crock strikers and signs another striker who isn't good enough to play. Top work.

Gordon is typically shite in front of goal. Fucking woeful.

This is shite. So turgid, slow and predictable.

WANKER

My lord, the originals gear is pure taste.

Job done. Poor team performance to only score one.

Never scoring from open play again.

Tindal never taking that tacky off

Runs, pushes Gordon over. GOOD DEFENDING

That was nice.

Keeper looking about with joy after touching the ball

Went with his left

Hard? No, bottle.

Killed him. Jesus.

Why take that yellow? So dumb.

Think the players are struggling with the ball. Doesn't travel over distance like a prem match ball.

Under pressure at the back? Just fall down.

Oooo the Big Joe and Little Joe left side should be fun. Lots of rotations.

Back 4 reshuffle too.

Bringing on a £20m international keeper. Nice.

Who?

Get the fuck up.

Schar Get the calmly in.

As if the ref didn't give that initially