David Edgar

Sky forgetting to mention that Bruce was responsible for all those games without a win.

Everton cementing themselves as a horrid team these days. Tory Lamps. Divey Rick. Sigurdsson...

Fuck off

Pickford lobbing the ball to a Brentford player for the cameras.

GET IN, LA

They're currently sat in 4th place and haven't qualified for the CL since 2016/2017, so I'd say this is not the most ordinary Arsenal team of the PL era.

Fair But if we execute our plan and get a bit of luck, we could do 'em. Won't be the case for much longer though.

Horrid two footed lunge that the referee and VAR ignored.

Thiago shouldn't have been on the pitch but nobody in the media will care.

LivARpool gonna be given this.

Fwiw, I wouldn't be able to buy any Newcastle merchandise with Saudi advertising on it.

Ah man, don't fuck with the badge. It is perfect. I have so much attachment to it. I know it could technically be improved, but it is iconic and part of the clubs culture which should be maintained.

He's done really well but my main takeaway from that is how poor the standard is in League 2. Nice that he will get time with the first team in preseason. I'm sure Howe will know quickly if he has the ability to play for us or whether he's gonna need more time out on loan to develop. Still don't have a handle on how big a prospect he is overall. Would be magic if he makes it.

Does banging a big boot onto the head of Chris Wood who flicks it to nobody count as an accurate long pass?

And a crap option v spurs cos it'll clash with their shorts. Brighton to some extent. We'll need a contrasting 3rd kit.

Messi's face as the sponsor.

If that home hit is stripes all the way around with red numbers... perfection. It'll have a white back. Just seen it is stripes. Nice. It'll be further ruined by a shite sponsor.

GOLAZO

Wednesday seem to be favourites across all bookies.

I think we'd rather have 4 new players and Trippier.

Lovely foul by Targett. Perfect in that situation.

Sigh.

So you don't think that teams defend from the front in the modern era and that having to carry a player out of possession isn't a big deal?