David Edgar

Alright, Pards.

Oh no Villa, I guess the price will have to go up? They must be gutted.

Can't play on the right....

Seems we have got so close as to take a gravitational sling shot and are now accelerating away from the player.

Old. Only scoring goals in Portugal. Acting like a knob in demanding a move away.

Wanker.

Fuck that noon patch.

That was Russian state ownership.

So is his career.

Their entire squads have to use Palmer's barber.

Time to sell Stack to ourselves.

Pull up a chair.

We'll put a stop to those knee slides.

Maybe on a highlight reel. The man doesn't have a rudder.

Surprised the Soccer Aid Manchester Team of the past isn't more highly regarded. Even after they provided a home for Wes Brown, John O'Shea and countless other greats.

No.

Hasn't got a clue.

WELCOME TO CHELSEA

Heard it is a well endowed film.

Gyokeres doesn't feel like a safe bet at all. Also got a hunch he is a weirdo.

I think it is that he can't carry out a standard training and match routine with his big frame. So he has to be managed at all times.

Isn't he a crock?

Honestly wouldn't mind him being sold for mad money. Would set us up to strengthen widely.

There's a reason Brighton were desperate to cash in on him when his rep was high. They kept playing him to build and maintain that rep. They had no intention of him becoming a proper first teamer, but hoped to cash in. Nope.

Hope Chelsea fucking implode and come home early.