David Edgar

Life isn't fair. Fuck me.

Andy Carroll!

Foulinho never getting a yellow.

Can it just stay half time forever? Not sure I can take this second half.

Ramsdale clanger. Loves them.

85 if he plays for the clubs known as the big six.

Stunning assist. Fair play.

The Longstaff assist is outrageous. Fair play.

That was a better first half performance than against City.

Woof

Seems in the fair ballpark.

Proper finish. He is going to score loads. Woof

Erm, that's a red card foul.

Liverpool corner cos our CM can't pass a ball straight.

Fuck off Longshank

Pope's kicking is genuinely unacceptable.

Yellow card if that is Joelintom on a Liverpool player.

Now you've done it.

Keep it respectable.

Lascelles

For fucks sake

Haha yeah Howe levels of balance.

Just a bit better than Longstaff and Willock.

Not fussed. Frees up some wages, gets rid of an unhappy player. Darlow is a comparable option in reserve.

He said "more" not "one more" so expect more than one.