David Edgar

What the actual fuck is that from Pope?

He kneeds to sort himself out.

Amen.

Miley yay No Tonali nay Willock nay Bruno - fuck knows what he'll be like today

Spent too long doing pre-game promotional shots and has tweaked his hammy on the walk to the changing room.

Tonali starting for Notts Forest today. We've got Alan Smith to come out of retirement to play for us instead. Obviously just a rumour I've heard from a mate of a mate on twitter, so take it with a pinch of salt. But I just cannot believe what the club is thinking.

Ben Arfa v Blackburn finish. The defending there... Someone needs to take the yellow card.

And gives Anderson a lesson.

Stop posting content from twitter nonces.

Hope the Pope rumour is legit. Hope the Tonali rumour is not.

He's just one of the many players they're wasting money on? Doesn't matter that he didn't sign for us in that regard. But we are lucky we didn't sign him.

Yeah, looks bad now but it'll age well.

Crazy how little Chelsea have achieved with all the money they have blown. Felix Sancho Enzo Tosin Dewsbury-Hall Some waste of money.

When do we get some of this Villa luck on show today. I want opposition goalkeepers letting the ball in against us.

It is a wonderful assist by Rashford, but that shot just shouldn't go in Criminal goalkeeping.

Will this pair have defenders and goalkeepers throwing it in every week? In which case, they're amazing buys.

haha

Enzo is so bad for the price. Doubt Chelsea want to play him really.

Shirt pulling is allowed today.

The Carlton Palmer Purple Patch is OVER.

One goal involvement for the pair and you're doing that. Behave.

Almiron could tee up the Newcastle Version of Chris Wood against that defence.

The Chelsea defence Tosin is so bad. We dodged that.

Rashford already benched and Asensio won't be far behind. Great transfer window for Villa.

Draws with Everon and comes in swinging.