David Edgar

Fake looks better. Adidas in the mud.

He lost millions on this sale. Proper idiot.

Oasis FC get that beauty. And we get absolute dirge.

I am so glad we didn't drop £70m on him. That was fucking stupid.

We are ramping up, but from a non-existent starting point.

What is that collar?

Bookies are leaning that way heavily. It isn't just our bias.

Saudi Arabia kit.

The Lando Norris of footballers.

Right wing sub. Back-up for the month or two that Isak will miss with a surprise groin injury?

Surprising for TalkSport to make an outlandish statement.

Geordification. Love it. Brb whilst I commit some Geordicide.

Ralph Lauren vibes from the increased PL logo size.

Do we get a cushty home draw and separation from the other European teams?

Make official shirts reasonably priced and I'll consider them? I'm not paying one hundred and whatever pounds for a piece of fabric that cost 10p to produce. Now that is bonkers.

Took this (which I immediately sent to my Manchester United supporting father-in-law): I'll take a photo of the entire shirt later.

It is perfect

All those trainers look SHIT.

Not when they all use the catalogue image.

Bet most of those are reselling the dhgate version at double the dhgate price.

"The players are tired." Just the England players. Other players aren't - cos.

Feels like this England generation is just WANK.

Big save that.

Just booted it straight at the goalkeeper who just had to stand still.