David Edgar

Crouch is minging.

Class by Dubs.

Crouch just standing in the box wrestling any Newcastle defender he can wrap his spindly limbs around.

Dummett Spice coming on.

What a ball by Almiron to Rondon. Perez has been class, again.

Been a while since I've seen Crouch fouling someone on a corner. Ah, memories.

Even when he fucks up, instant recovery. Lejeune

Class from Lejeune again. 3 massive ball wins in the last 5 minutes. Hasn't missed one.

And yet, Lejeune is better.

Lejeune has decided to put Crouch in his pocket.

Franz Beckenbauer drills one out to Ritchie.

Heaton is going to hate Almiron after the night is finished. Has caused him nothing but trouble.

CB shooting from that far out, who does he think he is?

Burnley are literally hoofing and clogging. Agricultural wankers.

Almiron has some turbo.

That's a red.

We just don't get these 50/50s

Rondon is bullying me.

Can't believe our luck getting the Michael Carrick regen come through our youth ranks.

He looks more solid than Yedlin and seems to retain possession better.

Xabi Alongstaff.

Assisted the first goal.

This setup is perfection.

First half of the season, that goes in and we end up losing.

This ref hates us.