David Edgar

Mido sat in a castle somewhere chuckling to himself at the mayhem he's stirred up.

Elaborate ruse.

Fucking delete that off the face of the Earth.

http://www.ssconcretefloors.com/images/mag-cover.jpg

TV Sports Presenter. Wonder if he is reputable or some talksport level drone.

With Rafa's contract discussions ongoing, the timing of this is too perfect.

https://twitter.com/JordNufcmorris/status/1132794034152517632

Or we explode in a fiery ball of death. Either way. Let's go.

NUFC without the weight of Mike Ashley holding us back

Liquid Fuel FC please. Not really, just want an owner making decisions for footballing reasons.

Utterly perfect.

Always liked Bowyer.

Is this real life?

Yeeeeah

Resigning myself to this.

He looks proper concussed.

Easy.

You have got to be kidding.

Apt.

What a scoop.

True but he was arguably the best player on the pitch for several of those games. McTominay was arguably the best player on the pitch against Barcelona (first game) and definitely the best player on the pitch against PSG yet people on here are suggesting Longstaff is better. This reminds me of when Hayden was the best player on the pitch against Man City.

Har, har.