David Edgar

It is clearly a product of chatgpt. Say something like...

Ah, the final roll of the pathetic blinky dice.

He's just changed his Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated."

Hojlund?

Would be better than Sterling but not at the same level as Wissa. Good on crosses.

He'll wait for Bayern.

Eddie tapping up players confirmed.

Eddie will improve him. He's gonna be a beast for us.

Nah, that was their new striker. Difficult one TBF.

Hahaha, denied the last attack and booooooooooooos galore.

Ugarbage

Passing, tackling and shooting. He has mastered none of them.

Ugarte

Lewis Smelly.

I love Ugarte.

Arsenal aren't running to their full and just aren't playing well. Think they're doing the conditioning thing we do, the slow ramp up to peak in the new year. Gonna look sluggish for a month or two. Or, they're completely lost the plot.

How have I not remembered this brilliant first impression?

He hasn't been used today.

Maguire on and making an impact.

And SESKOooooohno

Cunha looks unhinged.