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Urgh. Conceding free kicks at the near post always riles me.

How is Shelvey not in the England squad?  He's the best English midfielder by miles.

The set penis lives in all its ineffective glory.

If only we still had Iron Moke.

Sanchez will defo score.  He's been a dogshit signing - nailed on to get a goal.

Absolute filth by Pogba.

Still fuming about that Young handball that magically ends up a goal kick. Wasn’t mentioned once at half time on this broadcast. Second half will probably be a struggle, Fellaini will score etc. and that shambles will be forgotten.

You fuming at Muto's handball as well like?

 

Not sure it was as blatant as Youngs.

They were both blatant.

Jenas is absolutely gutted.  :lol:

Should be 4 up here. Bloody Perez.

He is proper shit.  If we had even an average striker we'd be out of sight.  He costs us so many points it's unreal.

VAR would have been a pen each.  That looked handball in full speed.

If Perez wasn't really really shite at football, he'd be good.

Ref’s been absolutely fine. Surprised he’s given us some of these fouls at OT

Are you Mrs Taylor?

Taylor’s been pretty decent to us so far IMO

POTD

VAR pls.

Taylor’s been pretty decent to us so far IMO

No.

So none of their fouls are fouls tonight.

 

Ref only lives 6 miles from Old Trafford.

 

nee way?

 

Gods honest truth.

From NUFC.com:

Referee: Anthony Taylor - last seen taking charge of our 2-1 home victory over Arsenal back in April.

Now listed as being Cheshire-based, Taylor was born in the Greater Manchester suburb of Wythenshawe and lives in Altrincham - six miles from Old Trafford.

Declaring himself an Alty fan, he's allowed to officiate at both Manchester United and City games - and was in the middle for our 1-2 League Cup defeat at Old Trafford during September 2012 and again when the Red Devils won 1-0 at SJP in March 2015.

Some pleasing work by the touchline there.

Rancid refereeing there.  Blows up every time a Man U player falls over, but is letting them get away with all sorts.

I'd take a draw now...

 

you’d take a loss you miserable twonk.

:lol:

50 yard pass, nice cut back and a turn and shot.  What is this?!

If only Perez could hit the ball harder than a new born baby...

Already bringing the defenders off. Mourinho rattled as fuck! 

Good effort Shelvey.

Poglol!

Taylor is giving them absolutely everything, as expected.

Dat holiday motivation!

Ashley the genius. #ashley in...

So this is going better than expected.

10 mins - I was expecting to be two down, not two up!