Groundhog63

Give him the armband. That, his Bessie signing a new contract, the adoration of the crowd, Geordie bairns = he goes no where

Shit Bruno doing his nut at the end there, like the spiteful, ugly little rat faced cunt he is Hilarious

Fair play to them for giving her a shout out but check Les Dawson (2mins 10sec) 😂

I'm not going to search me own crack 😜 but I recall posting on here, last year, that Elliott sees himself and wants to play CM. He's got family next door so I'm an Anderson itk 😉 He's got qualities

I'd happily pay an extra 5% to watch these lads.

I'm watching Maddison, the slimy little cunt, being interviewed and like that great Aussie blerk who managers them, neither could look the interviewer in the face. Looking down and mumbling like a pair of tiny cocked, broken biscuits Enjoyed that.

He's a fucking Guru.

Definitely 5% better football these days 😉

Definitely 5% better football these days 😉

How tf is that not a booking? Even given the ref seems to be letting each player have 1 free go but, at some point, he has to make a stand

Banzai, place your bets!!!!

Enjoyed that. Must be a fucking absolute lush life being a footballer like. Apart from if you're shit or injured, that is.

Tidied

Yeah, cos there was a long line of wealthy competent owners gagging for the keys, wasn't there? Footballs fucked anyway because of a Russian money launderer and the yanks. Our owners might be vile but we fans don't have to answer for them.

Amen

Why shouldn't ticket prices go up? Revenue has to, doesn't it? Every single stream needs to be milked if you want to see NUFC win something, surely? I guess people were happier having 10 year frozen deals watching Ashleyball and now snapping up £10 shirts off of DHgate is ok?

This. Few of them on here.

Gateshead stadium, if it were ever even a consideration, would need the track dug up, the pitch lowered 20m and seats added to the space that's left. Non starter 😂

Shitty shoed shitters

Always have this contrarian view of "other" English clubs in Europe. I used to love it when they did well. Forest, Villa, Ipswich even Liverpool, tbf. Admired the Dundees, Aberdeens as well, as it goes. At some point I went the total opposite. Probs coincided with the realisation that "minnows" can't make it anymore and the same teams do, over and over. Anyways it's a no lose situation because, whilst I'm still patriotic enough to want them to win, if they lose I'm still happy 😂 Still chuckling at Klopp's bracket last night.

Obvs I want the fat cunt to kark asap but I resigned myself to the knowledge his fat fingers aren't in our till anymore. That's why I popped into his tat shop for a pair of Adidas trainers. Got a lush pair of baseball efforts. Black & white, obvs. Used to love Sambas, being weapons of choice for 5 a side, back in the day. As an aside I've only ever seen Fat Mike & Tory Starmer wearing shitty, baggy jeans when they could both afford better. Scruffy cunts

This post needed that football card photo of a young David Moyes, for accuracy.

Don't get me wrong, he's a good player but I'd be surprised if we're prepared to pay Brit/Brighton tax on his level of player.

Mouth reckons we're looking at Billy Gilmour 😂😂😂